Ganny

<Fierce_Muffin> Watashi wa "Kuro" desu ka?

Was Tim Burton reachable for comment?

let us be clear that this game is perfect

Just kidding apparently there will be a bear character

I should be clear that they've made no secret of that ("The Melee-Insipred Fighter!"). There are a lot of little changes that make it play out differently (no shields, no grabbing, can't hold ledge) but I think ultimately the point is to have a game that fits into the smash `genre'
 
that said it's a little weird to play this because there's no ganon in it

<Kibblo> Whorey, what is Kurisu?
<Whorey> i think it's fat first
<Double54> wow
<Ganny> nice
<Kibblo> :|
<Kibblo> Whorey, Kurisu is cute
<Kibblo> not as cute as me
<Kibblo> but still cute
<Cello_> Kurisu is fat though...
<Kibblo> cute
<Ganny> she can be both
<Cello_> kurisu is bloated
<Ganny> watch her adorably chug that dr pepper
<Kibblo> besides
<Ganny> ooh haha she's reaching for another one
<Whorey> Are we going to have trouble, soldier?
<Kibblo> I prefer the term "plump"
<Ganny> wow don't you think that's a bit much
<Cello_> whorey, how many dr peppers did kurisu drink?
<Whorey> Ninety-five.
<Ganny> kurisu, stop it, leave some for everyone else
<Cello_> wow that's a lot
<Kibblo> Whorey, what is Cello?
<Whorey> Forced to babysit i guess.
<Kibblo> lol
<Double54> Whorey, how many pounds is Kurisu?
<Whorey> 34975
<Ganny> jesus

Yet still we must go on admiring your work, reading your books, staring at your paintings - these, the paintings of a fool. We must learn from you. Which is the greater curse: that of folly, or that of education by folly? That of being a Huge Puppying Racist?

I feel compelled to reveal now that I, too, am a gigantic puppying racist. Hate me all you want, but I cannot be ashamed - for I was born like this. As a racist. The moment my stem snapped and I dropped from the legendary Tree of Life, the Listless Interpretation of Divinity assigned to my Bright and Fervent Soul one mission, as it does to all souls. Lo I gazed up to the heavens and saw the motion of its Apparent Lips as it declared that I shall be a huge puppying racist, the biggest puppying racist. "But they cannot hate your work," it said. "That would actually be against the rules."

My interview tip is to SMILE
They'll also undoubtedly ask if you have any questions for them, so think a little about what you might want to ask about your role. HA brodongo already said this one 
I remember at my first interview I didn't do this and I couldn't think of anything on the spot so I said "Not really, you took all the good ones" (while SMILING) and I give you permission to use this, my joke, if you need it

We've been silent for too long. The crusade begins again. This thread needs to be pinned and I will not back down from this

I missed the bus again. I stand on the opposite side of the street, unable to cross, watching it load its passengers and leave. I wait thirty minutes for the next one.
It's like being in a nightmare where you cannot scream

You pit of vipers. You white-washed tombs. Why are you arguing about how LOGICAL homosexuality is? There are many simple truths in the world, and here's one of them: Being gay is wrong. I don't have anything against gays. But I sure as heck have something against homosexuality. Being gay is not who a person is, it's what they do. I'm obligated to love them just the same, but I don't have to love what they do.

And no, I don't believe we should allow either gay marriage or being gay at all. Plain and simple: This country was built upon the Christian faith and we as a whole have turned away from that foundation. I'm not trying to preach a sermon here. It's just the truth. We as a Christian nation should not allow homosexuality. And I don't give a flying flip about whether it's "politically correct" or not. Why is okay to insult Christianity and Jews but not Gays? If everybody really DOES have equal rights, then no one should be able to say anything about anyone that's in any way rude or demeaning. And yet here we have local townships FORCING local fire departments to take their "Merry Christmas" signs down because it's not culturally inclusive enough. FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. 95% OF AMERICA'S ENTIRE FRICKIN' POPULATION CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS!!! How can you be anymore inclusive than that? And we have local pastors being ridiculed because they speak out against homesexuality. I'll tell you what, anyone who wants to argue whether homosexuality is right, wrong, or anything in between just pick up a Bible. That's the only place your gonna find any scrap of truth nowadays. And I don't give a crap if I'm being "religious" or whether it's against the rules. You guys are just sick.

Hope you're doing all right Cass - keep us up-to-date on your situation, okay?