Fantasy Panda Dreaming

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  5. Posted

    My love life is nothing but rejection (even though I've only ever asked one person out).

    But yeah, I'm not gonna eat the souls of the living just because I'm jealous that they can stick their tongue wherever they want on their lover.

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  6. Posted

    We should totally abduct a group of really popular actors and make them do this movie, and if we don't get the rights then we just throw the actors in some lava.

    Lava is the most important bargaining tool ever.

  7. Posted

    Yeah, my habits suck. XD

    Dinner makes me cold, so I mixed the orange soda with anti-freeze to stop that from happening in the future.

  10. Posted

    You wanna know what is above my camera?!

    The old lady in my siggy is above my camera!

    I'm sorry but I can't help it, Okay?! >.<

    I understand, if that was over my camera I would ride it like it was an arthritic stallion.

    Also, thanks for the welcomes (:

  11. Posted

    I'm the one in the leather fetish gear.

    I'm totally not his clone, I'm 2-or-something years younger and have leather handcuffs.

  14. Posted

    Sorry, it's got a capacity limit in my baby-making room.

    It's like an elevator for embryos. <--- That kind of sounds like a band name

  16. Posted

    Vintage Rainbow Surprise invited me. So did KingDusk and HarajukuVampire.

    So a little about myself.

    I'm extremely awkward and make tons of sexual innuendos. I'm also pregnant with 3 of Harajuku's babies. One of which is dead, from a skull fracture. Harajuku's dick is too big, and punctured its skull. I'm also in high school. I bought some really cheap and crappy red, plastic ocarina at some music instrument store today. I originally went in to get one of those small shaky egg things. I'm trying to learn Russian, and failing really badly. My Biology class makes me want to set fire to the school.

    I'm in a Journalism class cuz I got forced to do it cuz all the seniors left or something, and a newspaper wouldn't be possible with the two or three people that weren't graduating. The teacher's cool and all, but I can't use a gameboy emulator on the journalism computers, which sucks. Also I'm terrible in the class. I'm trying to go to some career center thing to improve my art and make a badass art portfolio for when I apply for college, though I don't really plan to go to art college.

    I think foreign languages are the most badass thing ever. I hear someone speak it and instantly jizz in my pants. I usually overdose on text smilies. I'm proud of myself for not using any in this post.

    And that's all for now. Ask me some questions if you want.