MassShadowz

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About MassShadowz

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  • Birthday 10/30/91

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  1. MassShadowz

    Welp, looks like my day off is going to be spent doing nothing but watching the fourth season of Arrested Development.

    1. Otis McNutt

      Same here!

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  2. MassShadowz

    I'm like G.G Allin except I have hair and am not a corpophage.....Okay, I guess I'm nothing like G.G Allin.

    1. LLmao ?✊?

      I keep seeing you "die on stage" in your posts and I want you to know that you don't have to do that

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  3. MassShadowz

    Welp, looks like I'm back again.

    1. LLmao ?✊?

      It looks that way

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    2. LLmao ?✊?

      But look's can be decieving

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    3. MassShadowz

      Just like the rash you were praying wasn't herpes, here I am again.

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  4. MassShadowz

    An unlocked door is the same as an open door as far as I'm concerned.
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    2. MassShadowz

      Maybe I like having a cold house? Did anyone ever think of that?

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    3. Brodongo

      or maybe the door is a metaphor for your heart, and right now its cold. You need to let the warmth in, and pay the Heating Bills of Love.

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    4. MassShadowz

      That's terrifyingly deep....

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  5. MassShadowz

    Oh Hai Mark!

  6. MassShadowz

    I need people to play Civ 5 with.

    1. Michael

      Fear Gandhi.

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    2. Chimetals

      i play. never done multiplayer, though. do you /also/ turn off all victory conditions except "kill everything that moves"?

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    3. MassShadowz

      Nah, I keep them all open, as much fun as world domination is, my favorite way to win is to go to space.

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  7. MassShadowz

    Demon compensates for inferior ninja army!!
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    2. pheonix561

      I was chanting Uncle's chant in my head on the way back to my dorm room just now.

      Coincidence?!

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    3. MassShadowz

      I think not Pheo...but that would assume I think anyway.

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    4. T1g

      Hahaha oh man

      In club last saturday, Rob was like "Sorry guys, i left all of the shows on my ExHD in my room, but I DO have all of JACKIE CHAN ADVENTURES!"

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  8. MassShadowz

    Snowflame is the greatest super-villain in all history.

    1. DR SHRUBBERY!

      I was about to disagree with you, but then I Googled Snowflame. I AGREE WHOLEHEARTEDLY.

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    2. MassShadowz

      Why would I ever lie to you Evil Demon Android...you're my only friend on here.

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  9. MassShadowz

    I wear the cheese.....the cheese does not wear me.
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    2. MassShadowz

      It was actually a reference to Buffy the Vampire Slayer, I've been watching it for the last few weeks...so squid all of you

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    3. Ganny

      ｃｈｅｄｄａｒ？：’（

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    4. Brodongo

      my comment was actually a reference to ＣＨＥＤＤＡＲ

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  10. MassShadowz

    I demand a sacrifice, I don't care what kind, it's just been so long since the last one was made!
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    2. Rika Code

      I sacrifice my hunger by getting a M&M cookie :3

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    3. Teto

      She also sacrifices elk.

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    4. MassShadowz

      I will accept anything really, I'm not a choosy deity of supreme power.

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  11. MassShadowz

    None of my evil doomsday machines will be more complicated than "Push button, end world"
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    2. Chimetals

      patrol in threes, and train them to call for backup if they see anything suspicious.

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    3. 2356

      This, however, has nothing to do with doomsday machines. (If you are, in fact, planning doomsday, don't add an off switch)

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    4. MassShadowz

      There will be no sultry bar wenches, just world weary bar maids in my kingdom.

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  12. MassShadowz

    It's quick, it's clean...and it's pure! It could change your life, rest assured.
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    2. Teto

      Contraception isn't pure, Chimetals. You're going to hell.

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    3. 2356

      Chimetals is in hell. Didn't you know?

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    4. Sahaqiel

      seconding shower

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  13. MassShadowz

    Oh...I got an e-mail from Terrance Zdunich.

  14. MassShadowz

    Feast upon my empty calories of doom!!

  15. MassShadowz

    There's a leak, there's a leak in the boiler room.

  16. MassShadowz

    There's a murder train a'comin.

    1. DR SHRUBBERY!

      TICKETS PLEASE!

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  17. MassShadowz

    Happy Boxing day to all you silly Canadians who don't celebrate real holidays

  18. MassShadowz

    Merry Squidin' Christmas, to each and every squidin' one of you.

    1. DR SHRUBBERY!

      And a happy squiddin' New Year to you too!

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  19. MassShadowz

    Heading home tomorrow..Here's to hoping I don't hydroplane into a barrier.

  20. MassShadowz

    In news that'll probably please everyone, I won't be on H-net much the next few days. So have fun squids.
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    2. Teto

      There is no middle ground. No averageness here, no sir.

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    3. 2356

      None whatsoever.

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  21. MassShadowz

    People have called me dumb, but I proved them right!

  22. MassShadowz

    Why the hell am I on Hnet and not watching the Ed Edd & Eddy Christmas special?

    1. Linkprow

      Is this a trick question or something?

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  23. MassShadowz

    I WANT YOUR SOUL!

    1. DR SHRUBBERY!

      And I want a PC that doesn't suck, BUT WE CAN'T ALL GET WHAT WE WANT.

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  24. MassShadowz

    Let's do the Time Warp AGAIN!

    1. DR SHRUBBERY!

      that sounds reasonable

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    2. T1g

      but they never fully explain the dance

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    3. MassShadowz

      Eh, I just end up doing the hustle.

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  25. MassShadowz

    Zipity effin' doo dah!

    1. DR SHRUBBERY!

      word.

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