Cockwaffle

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  1. Posted

    Did anyone get this email?

    New Horizon!

    i would like to introduce a good company who trades mainly in electornic products.

    Now the company is under sales promotion,all the products are sold nearly at its cost.

    They provide the best service to customers,they provide you with original products of

    good quality,and what is more,the price is a surprising happiness to you!

    It is realy a good chance for shopping.just grasp the opportunity,Now or never!

    The web address www.xydtrade.com

    Well, it's automated from what I can tell.

    But for fun, I analyzed it, and my findings:

    SO MUCH ENGRISH.

    Electornic...all the products are sold nearly at its cost....the price is a surprising happiness to you...realy...

    I started laughing when I saw this.

    P.S. I now have all of your email addresses.

  11. Posted

    Luckily, the strain of infection has only been caught by the dumber girls in my city.

    On a side note, some twifag made a scrapbook for my Public Speaking Teacher's Independent Reading project.

    Bunch of shitty .bmps posted into a binder.

    My friend drew mustaches and beards on most of the faces, the bigger ones.

    Funny as hell.

  13. Posted

    Ah, I can see it now.

    So a member of this cult is sitting in a private chamber in the ceremonial basement of her BFF Jill's house.

    "Edward loves me," she says, holding a blade to her wrist."Edward loves me not." With the beginning of the word not, the blade quickly swipes across her wrist, leaving a river of blood in its wake.

    "Sister June," Jill said, opening the door. "Robert Patterson has cut his hair."

    June's eyes widen in shock. The sudden revelation of this event...His hair...The hair of Edward.

    It was too much to take.

    The blade found itself lodged into June's wrist.

    "Bring me the ceremonial glitter of the end. Let it shroud my skin like a shadow, engulfing me in it. Let it seep into my blood and quench my breath."

    Jill only replied with a nod, and fetched the glitter.

    Jesus Christ.

    That was epic.

    If only people actually did this...

  16. Posted

    Nothing wrong with being gay. That said, Twilight is ass.

    The main problem with Stephanie Meyer is that she writes her novels as if they were fanfiction. She is, for all intensive purposes, the foremost fanfiction author of her own material.

    I saw the movie. It was tripe, but it was better than the book. If you are compelled to say otherwise, you are one of the extremists described in the OP, without exception.

    They are fanfiction. Self-inserts, actually. She wrote the book based on one of her dreams and et cetera. Bella is a Mary-Sue, and that Mary-Sue is Meyer.

  18. Posted · Edited by Django (see edit history)

    You get used to it fast. It's proper English formatting, so when you write papers you need to do it like that.

    I'm kinda anal about it because I might become an English teacher if game programming falls through.

  20. Posted · Edited by Django (see edit history)

    The book isn't bad,but the movie just sucks.I'm not that much into it,though.It's just a book,and nothing to rave about constantly.

    I think there is a cure for the virus,though,and that's just growing out of it.The Twilight craze is starting to die out.

    I love reading stuff were people make fun of it,though.It's hilarious,and I do agree that the vampire concept sucks.

    ...Vampires wear glitter.Who would have guessed...

    Next thing we see will be vampires prancing around with fairies and waving wands around.And I don't mean Zelda fairies.I mean child fairy-tale fairies.

    ...........

    Please, for the sake of god, two spaces after a period, one space after a comma. It really helps readability.

  21. Posted

    I did, but it doesn't change the part of "why women shouldn't read books" or "Be a man and forbid her to read them"

    I thought it was funny.

    Jesus. Women have no sense of humor these days.

    Except the girl who laughed at the "I have the pussy, I make the rules -> I have the pussy, I make the food" shirt shoop.

    She has a sense of humor.

  22. Posted

    And that's what I mean with "over reacting". Don't you think that's a little too in the edge of things?

    Someone didn't read the rest of that post.

  24. Posted

    I have no sympathy for you whatsoever.

    This is the kind of stuff you get when you have socialism. And, as I recall, you are a socialist. People don't have rights to peaceful assembley, as skippy said, which is a common trait of socialism, because socialist governments want to keep people "happy" and avoid critiscism. So, since you do support socialism, but you also support the right of peaceful assembley, you are a hypocrite.

    This man is AMERICAN. (/sarcasm)

    That bites ass. Being stuck in prison and getting a 1000 fine for simply attending a demonstration.

    You're right about your police sucking less than American police. Our police suck. Hell, Mom was ticketed here for slowing down after she reached a speed limit sign.

    The dumbassed cop said she slowed down because she saw him (Which she didn't, she focuses on the road because she's blind in one eye) and because she was shaking (due to her thyroid disease and anemia).

    Thank god we're not a minority in New York.

    Good luck with getting that repealed, though.

  25. Posted

    ... Okay so no yuri or I e-die... I got an idea... *Goes off to do something involving Dracula*

    The Twifags tend to get really pissed if you mention that without vamps like Drac, there would be no sparkly gay vampires.