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So first pic was being a cute minion at work for Halloween 
second pic more accurately sums up my life

What is a loli pheo
Is this one if your 'things' again

A few days ago in chat, Ganny asked me to ghost write his autobiography. We've been hard at work in the collaborative process ever since, and It's shaping up to be moving enough to be featured on a few book lists for a few c-list celebrities.
 
The project got me thinking, at some point in everyone's life, we wish that we had a mediocre writer to hastily slap together something for us that we can take credit for. Use this thread to request to request things that you need ghost written.
 
And keep checking back for updates on Pretty Good by Gannondorf333, a coming of age story about a young man raised and cherished by this very forum, told straight from the source.

I want someone to ghost write that time ganny and I hung out together at my hostel three months from now while I was in san francisco. It was a great memory probably

I can vouch for Mr. Dongo's expertise here.  Even this early in the process, I've found myself in authentic fits of emotion over events in my life that I can't rightly remember taking place, but I'll be damned if he didn't make them real. Everyone should have an autobiography ghost written, at least as a form of meditation; for indeed, what better way to look within than to look without, see someone else look into you, and see what they see looking without into your withins?

I bought 260 mini candy canes off amazon because I'm a nice teacher 

I bought 260 mini candy canes off amazon because I'm a nice teacher 

I feel really claustrophobic being cast as such a specific archetypal role. Why can't all town members just be the same, and then we can decide our night action abilities organically as the game progresses? It's such an outdated system of categorisation that disallows anybody to develop a self-orientation outside of what has already been decided for us by the system.

I bought 260 mini candy canes off amazon because I'm a nice teacher 

I'm in heaven 

I bought 260 mini candy canes off amazon because I'm a nice teacher 

So _17chan / Sinkychan / ghostchan is a fan of this musician named Matthew Good, I guess he's big in Canada. Sinky has been bringing him up a lot lately due to a concert he bought tickets to, most of these quotes are after the concert had happened but the first one is before.
[17:38] <_17chan> so like
[17:38] <_17chan> matthew good is in 2 and a half hours
[17:38] <_17chan> and i'm like. super excited
[17:41] <_17chan>
[17:44] <_17chan> ok time for a long bus ride and some SMT IV
[17:44] <_17chan> back into that SHIT
[17:46] <&Double45> i hope you have a 
[17:46] <&Double45> good
[17:46] <&Double45> time
[17:47] <%Fierce_Muffin> A MATTHEW good time

[11:48] <&Double45> oh yeah
[11:48] <&Double45> how was the concert
[11:48] <&Double45> just good or matthew good
[11:48] <_17chan> it was matthew puppying unbelievable
[12:26] <_17chan> jesus puppying christ
[12:26] <_17chan> i'm freaking out right now
[12:26] <%Fierce_Muffin> Did Matthew Great come back to your house with you
[12:26] <%Fierce_Muffin> Did he make you Alex Fantastic*
[12:27] <%Fierce_Muffin> Did you ride some sk8boards with Matthew Amazing
[12:27] <%Fierce_Muffin> Alright, I'm good, proceed
*TL Note: Alex is Sinky's real name
[12:46] <_17chan> on the plus side
[12:47] <_17chan> my roommate just got me coffee + a big bottle of water
[12:47] <_17chan> so i'm pretty happy
[12:47] <%Fierce_Muffin> A BIG bottle of water
[12:47] <_17chan> yeah
[12:47] <_17chan> doggie
[12:47] <%Fierce_Muffin> A Matthew Superior bottle of water
[12:47] * _17chan waits for muff
[18:05] <_17chan> omg
[18:05] <_17chan> losing my puppying shit
[18:05] <_17chan> i just ordered skylanders for 20$ and it literally TODAY went down to 9$
[18:06] <&Double45> wow
[18:06] <%Fierce_Muffin> Rough
[18:06] <&Double45> thats not matthew good
[18:06] <%Fierce_Muffin> lol
[18:06] <_17chan> double, try to refrain from beating a dead horse
[18:07] <%Fierce_Muffin> The horse isn't dead though
[18:07] <%Fierce_Muffin> It's doing just Matthew Fine
[18:07] <&Double45> lol
[18:07] <_17chan> oh ok
[18:07] <_17chan> enjoy that
[18:08] <%Fierce_Muffin> I'm dying to my own joke right now, so yeah
[18:08] <&Double45> i literally laughed out loud
[18:08] <_17chan> i'm glad
[18:09] <%Fierce_Muffin> It's not like we're making fun of Matthew Good, Sinky... jeeeeeeeee
[18:09] <%Fierce_Muffin> z
[18:09] <&Double45> ayy berserk is out
[18:09] <&Double45> took them 3 days
[18:09] <&Double45> thats about right
[18:09] <%Fierce_Muffin> How dare them...
[18:09] <&Double45> hey
[18:09] <&Double45> i said it usually takes them 2-3..
[18:09] <%Fierce_Muffin> How
[18:09] <%Fierce_Muffin> DARE
[18:09] <%Fierce_Muffin> Them
[18:10] <&Double45> they did matthew well with the timing
[18:10] <%Fierce_Muffin> I was thinking of using that for the horse one
[18:11] <_17chan> ok
[18:11] <&Double45> whats wrong sinky
[18:11] <&Double45> sounds like your day was less than matthew perfect
[20:22] <@Nabe> I mean, I am Matthew Okay with that
[20:23] <_ghostchan> ok
[20:23] <_ghostchan> i can't believe this is actually a thing nw
[20:23] <_ghostchan> now*
[20:23] <_ghostchan> it's not even funny
[20:24] <&Double45> you just don't understand matthew great comedy
[20:24] <@Nabe> ^
[20:24] <%Fierce_Muffin> ahaha
[20:24] * _ghostchan ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Leaving)
 
 

GO FOR IT! I can't wait to see what you've put together!
In other news, I've just officially registered to go to GDC 2016! AND NOW I'M OUT SEVERAL THOUSAND DOLLARS. HURRAY.

are....are you coming on to me?

are....are you coming on to me?

dude you need to get laid
i keep saying this

I got a shiny new surface pro 4 and it's really great

I got a shiny new surface pro 4 and it's really great

can you look a homewrecker in the mirror?

I made this case for my phone. I think phone cases are dumb because they're really overpriced. Most of them look lame, too. So for $18 (which is including the shipping), I made my own online.  
 

Yeah, I play video games, no big deal

Thanksgiving wasn't a time, it's actually a pretty recent creation
 
 
ALSO, my mom surprised me with this:
I am on her phone plan. And I was preparing to buy this myself, but we had to wait until the monthly bill payment went through. So she knew I was gonna get it for myself, but then she went out and bought it outright
I rarely get gifts, so it felt nice. Also look how pink it is
 
I told myself I wouldn't buy another Apple product because of how shitty the iPhone 5c is and because my iPod classic died. Also those dicks stopped selling the 160gb iPod classic so they can sell the dumbass 125gb iPod Touch. 
But look at it. My status as a person is greater than yours because I own this.

So first pic was being a cute minion at work for Halloween 
second pic more accurately sums up my life

So first pic was being a cute minion at work for Halloween 
second pic more accurately sums up my life

So first pic was being a cute minion at work for Halloween 
second pic more accurately sums up my life

I'm drunk and this is hilarious