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  • Birthday 06/27/93

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  1. Dark_One


    1. pheonix561


    2. pheonix561

      I love you but why

  2. Dark_One

    Ok so Titanfall's pretty amazing. I bought it for PC today and I'm really enjoying it
    1. Agent Zako

      I'd love to play but no Xbox-1 and my PC sucks. I'll take your word for it being amazing

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    2. Knuckle

      And then he stuck it in his mom.

    3. T1g

      Cascade is literally every anime character

    4. PrimaGaga

      @Tyrion you cant catch a human in a pokeball you numb nuts.

  3. Dark_One

    I have to turn my head to see the corner of my screen for skype notifications. This is silly
  4. Dark_One

    Hey guys, sorry about my inactivity- my laptop broke like 2 months ago, but I'm gonna build a good computer with my tax return. I'm thinking about a road trip next weekend or two after that. Illinois, maybe?
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    2. Dark_One

      Ok so probably not this weekend, this winter weather would totally blow to drive even a short distance in, and it looks like ice this weekend, so yeah :<

    3. Sahaqiel


      btw I am still in Illinois. Pretty much the only person who still is atm.

    4. Dark_One

      Belleville, yeah?

      I'll try again when it's a bit warmer out. Maybe sometime in March.

      Also, if there's nobody else close enough, I'd totes be cool with chilling with you for a day.

  5. Dark_One

    Guys I'm in PA right now visiting my mother's family for Thanksgiving. Snow everywhere
    1. Knuckle

      I guess its time to

      chill with the family B)

  6. Dark_One

    I was gonna post about it but I'm too tirred to find an appropriate thread so I'll just put it here. I got pretty messed up last night with my friends, and am still feeling it a bit. Itwas a great experience, and hough i've slept most of it off I don't feel bad at all. I just feel a vrry slight pang when I move my head, but very manageable. I get really happy and gave consolation to a good friend cause alcohol makes him sad :< Also hugs. lots of hugs to everyone
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    2. pheonix561

      I was fine by eleven. It's crazy. Always drink water when you're getting drunk.

    3. Dark_One

      Everyone make note- Honorable King Osber has spoken

      But really, I knew about drunkenness and what to do and everything, so I kept saying "Drink some more water" to myself.

      I was constantly remarking on the level of drunk, like I was fully aware how far gone I was, and when I realized it kept getting worse even after I hadn't had a drink in like a half hour I started to worry a bit.

      Also, at one point, my friend Byron (sad drunk) came into the hot tub and said...

    4. Dark_One

      something in a slight Irish accent, so I responded loudly with a bit of a Scottish one, "I'm gonna twist your nipple so hard, you won't feel it for a week"

      We laughed a lot

  7. Dark_One

    Cascade needs to check out Swapnote. All my messages to people are without a stylus, by the way.
    1. Sahaqiel

      u cray

      as well as your mii's personal message

    2. Dark_One


      Ich bin Sahaqiel. Ich lüge nich :<

    3. Dark_One

      Wir sind alle Sahaqiel :>

  8. Dark_One

    Fennekin, Chespin, Froakie, Pansear, Pansage, and Panpour is my current team, heh
    1. Dark_One

      But I have a Pikachu and I really want to use it :<

  9. Dark_One

    So I finished my level 2 training today on 1st shift, am about to return for my normal job on 3rd shift, because our plant decided mandatory weekends have no possibility of being looked over once. So I'm about to go in on 3.5 hours of sleep, almost half of what I'm used to. Fun night.
    1. Sahaqiel


  10. Dark_One

    Man, the preview I saw for the City of Bones movie looked pretty good, so I got the book and read it. I might not go watch it, it'll have 15 year old brother and sister making out :/ Also teen angst. So much angst
    1. Sahaqiel


      but I mean come on, Dark One



  11. Dark_One

    It's SadoMedoPedoRoboNecroBestiality, the quintessential cornerstone of carnal cordiality. Exemplary of exquisite, delectable, depravity, SadoMesoPedoRoboNecroBestiality~
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    2. pheonix561

      Oh how was I so stupid that I forgot that that song existed

    3. Gilded Grace

      You're telling me you can look at my avatar and think I haven't read Homestuck

    4. LLmao ?✊?

      Maybe Pheo was giving you more credit than you deserve. Zing

  12. Dark_One

    Happy birthday to Hnet's favorite wizard
    1. Knuckle

      awww, thank you :)

  13. Dark_One

    Guys I just bought a Commodore Vic 20 for $2
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    2. pheonix561

      what a nerdy buy

    3. Dark_One

      Yeah, but still

      It's so oolllddddd

    4. なべ

      That's awesome, congrats.

    1. Sahaqiel

      I almost expected the video to be satire since the title was so inflammatory. But it was another person being awful on a news program. Why bring the guy to your station if you're not even going to have a proper discussion?

  14. Dark_One

    Big Ol TF2 update, guys, so much stuff changed
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    2. pheonix561

      I don't think you guys understand that I literally factually want to play tf2 but I cant allow myself to because of the way it obliterates all productivity

    3. SilverAlchemic

      wait so does the targe have it and not the screen this is important i need to know

    4. pheonix561

      Apparently the screen does not get afterburn immunity. However, I would still probably stick with the screen, because it's offensive bonuses are just too unfairly overpowered.

  15. Dark_One

    My best ladyfriend just got home from having her gallbladder removed. She's in pain, and is lying down. I didn't know I would feel like this :<
    1. Sahaqiel


    2. PrimaGaga

      girls are gay

  16. Dark_One

    365 days till I can legally ruin my life
    1. Cirt

      wooo happy birthday

    2. PrimaGaga

      oh man happy birthday.

  17. Dark_One

    How do you cook toilet paper? Well, first you brown it, then you throw it in the pot :D
    1. SilverAlchemic



    2. Chimetals

      im craughing

    3. Sahaqiel


  18. Dark_One

    So I guess I just sent Eka an example of my bad handwriting through the Wii U, which turned out not as bad as normal
    1. Sahaqiel

    2. Dark_One

      I wrote, and I quote,

      "Ayyyy Girl :D


    3. T1g


  19. Dark_One

    Children of the Coooooorrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnn
    1. LLmao ?✊?

      They call their father "pop corn". Ha ha ha

  20. Dark_One

    Happy birthday,     !
    1. Sahaqiel


    2. Sahaqiel

      from dark one's laptop

  21. Dark_One

    Ooohhhhhh Myyyyy Gosssshhhhhhhhhhhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JvVAV09-dQ8 I actually hate people a little more. Somebody punch these girls in their faces
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    2. Dark_One

      It really is

    3. Otis McNutt

      Christianity sucks ass, that's why I left it behind and became an Atheist.

    4. LLmao ?✊?

      It is fun to be mad