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  1. Teto

    #1 most used Zero Escape phrase: "the sound of metal on metal"
    1. T1g


  2. Teto

    Down to the final four episodes on my Breaking Bad rewatch, including the final episode which is the only one I've yet to watch. I might die.
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    2. SilverAlchemic

      amazing how the breaking BAD ending was a GOOD ending

    3. Teto

      You are breaking good jokes, and making them bad.

    4. pheonix561

      you would have to be pretty methed up not to like it

  3. Teto

    Happy Birthday Saha bitch
    1. Sahaqiel

      ty teto v_v...

  4. Teto

    I'm pretty sure a Thermometer is a mother-specific cannibal that belongs to someone.
    1. Teto

      their mom-eater

    2. pheonix561

      I was like what but then i clicked the comments thing you're ridiculous

    3. Cirt

      lol i honestly did not even see that coming

    1. fire_flamesX


  5. Teto

    @fire_flamesXWeCarryOn420 - Plague Doctor masks are really neat. They look like vultures preying on the dead.
    1. fire_flamesX

      They look like Jew noses

    2. Teto

      Jews are cool as well, like bats out of heck.

  6. Teto

    "50 Shades of Grey is just sexual trash" I scoff as I watch Bakemonogatari again.
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    2. Sayubie

      said while reading hentai doujins– I mean what?

    3. Teto

      I can't wait until hentai is sold out of big stands at the front of big chain stores everywhere.

    4. LLmao ?✊?

      it wont be if you keep pirating it :( You need to support your local hentai artists

  7. Teto

    I'm 20 now, and I've been on this forum since 2008, so 5 years. I've been on Hyrule.net for 25% of my life.
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    2. PrimaGaga

      At least aliens are real.

    3. Teto

      no they are not

    4. PrimaGaga

      You are completely wrong. But I know you're just trolling/being difficult so lol :>

  8. Teto

    1. Teto

      but tyrion might prove us wrong idk

    2. PrimaGaga

      You've had proof this whole time...

  9. Teto

    Cirt was born on this planet just like everyone else. Aliens are NOT among us.
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    2. T1g

      you typo'd at the most important part you are a failure as a human being and nothing could possibly redeem this.

    3. Cirt


    4. Knuckle

      ehehehe :P

  10. Teto

    aliens just Do Not exist face it
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    2. Teto

      probing is a myth because aliens do not exist

    3. Sayubie

      Guys, I think Teto got replaced by an alien. They must've been watching a long time because I really can't tell if it's our Teto or not Teto.

    4. PrimaGaga

      The World's End.

  11. Teto

    Aliens are NOT real...
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    2. PrimaGaga

      Teto is an alien. An illegal alien.

    3. Sahaqiel

      we're aliens... to some other alien civilization...

    4. Teto


  12. Teto

    Aliens have not landed on The World.
    1. PrimaGaga

      But Teto has.

  13. Teto

    Aliens aren't real.
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    2. PrimaGaga

      Teto is an Alien. It's now Canon.

    3. Gilded Grace

      What the nonsense is this nonsense?

    4. Sayubie

      I read that "Allens aren't real" and contemplated that really hard.

  14. Teto

    Hello: I'm an alien expert, and I have 1 thing to tell you: They don't exist.
  15. Teto

    BAM memorised all the countries in Europe. I'll go over them tomorrow and then learn the 50 states.
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    2. Teto

      Done all of Asia too. Bhutan and Nepal gave me the most trouble.

    3. T1g

      I expect you to be able to recite all of these in song or you won't get a gold star next to your name

    4. Teto

      I can recite them all and what other states they border so puppy u

  16. Teto

    I got a 3DS & Animal Crossing. Friend code is 5257 - 9708 - 1761
    1. Teto

      Also ordered Theatrhythm Final Fantasy and Virtue's Last Reward but those aren't important.

  17. Teto

    Searching "Teto" on Google, I only have to go to page 5 to find something of mine.
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    2. Ammonsa

      I get random pictures from hnet and users on hnet with mine its seriously really weird

    3. Chimetals

      "Chimetals" yields stuff that is almost always only mine, and thats just the text search.

      wow, just found a dumb me from years ago that posted something on another site that i dont even remember. how embarrassing.

    4. Ammonsa

      Chimetals, you're on mine :P

  18. Teto

    Gay marriage legalised. Royal baby born. A grim omen of the dark future ahead. Something homo this way comes.
    1. PrimaGaga

      Watch out for the homo storm!

    2. Gilded Grace

      Guess there's a reason she's the queen.

  19. Teto

    Me, LL and Cascade are at my house and we're watching Airplane!
    1. SilverAlchemic

      I'm serious, and don't call me Shirley.

    2. Cirt

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    2. pheonix561

      you are so hilariously accurately right this is cascade

    3. Sahaqiel

    4. PrimaGaga

      That dog is precious. JUST LIKE CASCADE!

  20. Teto

    Just watched Prometheus. Loved when the guy arrived at Prom drunk and then got burned to keep the infection from spreading. What a lad.
    1. なべ

      This is still the weirdest joke you've made

    2. Teto

      Still? I only just made it. Queerer things may be yet to come.

  21. Teto

    I'm pretty sure we're never going to find out who won Glee Mafia, but I know for a fact that Finn Hudson's actor was found dead in a hotel room today.
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    2. Teto

      I've seen more "Don't disrespect the dead" posts than anything. People just seem to flock to tragedy I guess. There was a post that Lea Michele wanted privacy after the whole thing, while I go onto her Twitter and see her getting hundreds of new followers by the minute, evidently queuing up to wait on her first tweet since the incident, and see her sadness. And for me at the very least, I'd only really be doing that out of morbid curiosity rather than actually caring. That...

    3. Teto

      That - I know about myself at least.

    4. SilverAlchemic

      so if it's not updating i can just go right now right

  22. Teto

    month old video with 1 million views look at it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzjebUzESsY
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    2. Chase

      Vine videos annoy me, because they're usually too short to capture a humorous situation completely. It leads to a lot of screaming at the end of the video to elicit laughs. I don't like it.

    3. Teto

      this one stood the best on it's own I think

    4. pheonix561

      Yeah that was one of my favorites

  23. Teto

    Knuckle: If you don't read my blog post all the way through/at all, I want you to know: Read A Wizard of Earthsea - you'd like it. It has a wizard.
    1. Knuckle

      kk, I'll look at it :)

    2. pheonix561

      isn't that the book that miyazaki's son did a movie of?

    3. Teto

      Not that one in particular, no. The Farthest Shore was the basis for the Tales from Earthsea movie, but yeah same series of books. The movie itself is kind of mediocre.