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  1. Arachne liked a post in a topic by Teto in Talk   

    Good pun though kind of?
    Since the existence of Loch Ness is one of the things people actually know about Scotland.

    And since there's some confusion throughout the fan community for Brave, it was set in the 1990s. Since then we've only gotten more barbaric.
  2. Arachne liked a post in a topic by Chase in Wii U Review   


    Wii U has finally arrived. Nintendo is taking its first cautious steps from the comfort of Standard Definition into the scary, cutthroat world of High Definition. Can the Wii U match, or even surpass, the Xbox 360 and Playstation 3? Is the hardware much improved, or is the technology still a generation behind the other consoles? Does the Wii U's GamePad offer enough fresh experiences for another revolution like the Wii? Find out in the review below.

    This is a review of the Deluxe model of the Wii U. I do not own the 8GB white model, so I cannot review it. For the record, though, my opinion is that the Deluxe model is the better of the two models, for a number of reasons.

    First, even though it is 50 dollars more, it comes with a game included: Nintendoland. Nintendoland is the Wii U's answer to Wii Sports. It has a number of interesting attractions, from the Zelda-themed shooting gallery/quest to the Metroid-themed horde mode, and it is definitely worth the extra 50 dollars on its own.

    Second, the Deluxe model comes with a charge cradle (separate $9.99), stands for the Wii U so that it can sit vertically, and 32 GB of internal storage (as opposed to 8 GB for the standard model).

    Third, the Deluxe model comes with a special digital offer. From November 18, 2012 to December 31, 2014 Nintendo is giving 10% back in the form of points when you purchase a game from the eshop. For example, when I purchased Super Mario Bros. U for $59.99 on the eshop, I got 599 points. 500 points is equal to $5, which I can then use to purchase more games on the eshop. It's an excellent promotion and, with Nintendoland and the extra storage, makes the Deluxe model a no brainer.

    Fourth, it's in black. Black is cool.

    With that out of the way, let's get to the review. I will cover the hardware, the software, the games, and my overall thoughts and impressions of the console.

    HARDWARE


    The Wii U feels and looks very similar to the Wii. You could be forgiven for getting them confused with each other at a glance. Unfortunately, the Wii U comes in a glossy finish. While glossy looks really cool and reflective at first, after handling the system for 5 minutes, it looks like I've had the Wii U for 10 years. Dust and cat hair are very attracted to this console. Despite all of that, I quite like the minimalistic look of the Wii U, and I love the fact that it's much smaller than the Xbox 360 and the PS3.

    Finally, an HD system is packaged with an HDMI cord at launch. It's about time. Like I said before, my model also came with a charge cradle for the GamePad, as well as stands to make the Wii U sit vertically.

    As for the GamePad, it feels very light. A lot lighter than it looks. It's the same glossy finish as the console, so fingerprints are inevitable. At first, the GamePad feels a bit awkward to hold. The ridges in the back don't mesh very well with where I hold my hands. It literally looks like they took two Wii Nunchuks and stuck them to the side of a screen. Still, I've adjusted and I very much enjoy using the GamePad. The GamePad charges separately for the console. This has been a negative for most reviewers, but it really doesn't bother me. Besides, I'd rather play with the GamePad charging by my bed than have to stay near the console with a USB cable (which is what you'll be doing anyway. The GamePad has a battery life of 2.5 hours).

    One little quirk that bothers me about the GamePad is the screen showing the same image as the television. For some reason, I always have to look down when the GamePad shows the same thing as the television. It's distracting to see the flashing images in front of my face and my eyes naturally shift to the GamePad. This is probably a small side effect of me laying on my bed. If I were sitting and looking up at the t.v., I probably wouldn't even notice the GamePad screen.

    The buttons feel rather plastic and the GamePad feels like a toy more than a controller. That's not necessarily a bad thing, but it does feel a bit cheaply made when compared to the PS3 or 360 controllers. A lot of people are complaining that the Wii U uses digital triggers instead of analog triggers. This does not bother me and, in fact, I prefer the digital triggers. In Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 (and in any shooter, really) the 360 triggers feel heavy and difficult to pull down during long play periods. The Wii U's triggers, on the other hand, are easy to press, so it makes aiming and shooting a breeze. This is really going to be a personal preference, but I prefer the Wii U.

    The Wii U Pro controller feels nice. It's lighter than an Xbox 360 controller, but heavier than a PS3 controller. It fits my hands better than a 360 controller, so I really like using it. One thing that bothers me is how the buttons are under the right thumbstick. I've never had a controller like it before, so it takes a while to get used to it. The GamePad is easier to adjust to because the buttons are so big and there's more grip behind the controller, so it's more comfortable to reach the buttons. On the Pro controller, I often find myself hitting the X button instead of the Y button. In a game like Assassin's Creed III, this means I accidentally shoot my pistol instead of assassinating a guard. This may not be a problem for everyone, but it's something I've had to adjust to and has caused me to die or restart multiple times.

    Overall, I really like the Wii U hardware and the GamePad is not nearly as unwieldy as it appears to be.

    SOFTWARE




    The Wii U is very similar to the Wii when it comes to menus. The menus look damn near identical, the miis are present, and everything has a minimalistic, simple quality. Funnily enough, this works for Nintendo. No one else would get a pass from me for having such a bare, simple style (well, except Apple), but Nintendo pulls it off well.

    The menus are sluggish. Too sluggish. Navigating anywhere on the console can take between 5 seconds to 30 seconds. Sometimes, this is unacceptable. To do basically anything, you have to twiddle your thumbs for about 5 seconds and that is horrible when you consider how quickly the PS3 and the 360 can be navigated. This is a next generation console. It needs to act like it. The Wii U has 2 GB of RAM, 1 GB of which is dedicated to the system processes. This SHOULD NOT HAPPEN and Nintendo needs to address the issue.

    The same thing can be said for updates. Updates take a ridiculous amount of time to complete when compared to 360 updates. Even PS3 updates, notoriously long and unacceptable, are faster than the Wii U's updates. It's mind-numbing and really shows just how new Nintendo is to online gaming. I had to sit from anywhere between 8 minutes and, at worst, one hour before I was able to play games.

    The eshop is much, much improved from the Wii's virtual console. It's also better than the 3DS's eshop. Still, it can't really compete with the 360's, er, LIVE...store...anyway, it's much better than the past and I commend Nintendo on progressing in the online space. The Miiverse is Nintendo's answer to Playstation Home and Cross-game chat. It's basically a way for people to interact with each other and discuss strategies about the game they're playing. It's a cool system, though I'd also prefer to have a voice chat functionality.

    The internet browser on the Wii U is excellent. It rivals those of computers, and blows the PS3 and 360 browsers out of the water. Plus, using the tablet makes typing things a lot easier than any other controller.

    Unfortunately, for Wii games, you'll have to navigate the Wii menu, which can be accessed from the Wii U's menu. It's convoluted, unnecessary and, frankly, baffling. Why not allow GamePad and Pro controller support for Virtual Console games? Why do I still need to access the Wii's horrible VC shop to download old games? Why can't it all be under the Wii U's menu? Why? WHY?

    I don't know why, but, for whatever reason, this is the course Nintendo has chosen. Maybe they plan on eventually streamlining the whole process, but for now, it's a joke. Still, at least the Wii U is backwards compatible...that's more than can be said for most PS3s and 360s.

    At least Nintendo allows you to transfer your VC games from your old Wii to your shiny new Wii U. It's a fairly simple process involving a television, wifi, two Wiimotes, your Wii U and Wii consoles, and an SD card. Little Pikmin carry your info (a la the 3DS transfer system) over to the new console. It's cute and fun to behold.

    Overall, the simple style of Nintendo reigns supreme in the aesthetics department, but Nintendo has a LOT of catching up to do when it comes to their online services.

    GAMES


    The Wii U has one of the best launches of any console I've ever experienced. True, there is no system seller. You won't find a Super Mario 64, a Twilight Princess, or a Halo here, but you will find a diverse library of awesome games.

    Super Mario Bros. U is the obvious game to choose when buying a Wii U. It's Mario. In HD. Granted, it's a 2D sidescroller, so it's no Galaxy, but it's still a competent game that ranks among the best of the 2D offerings. It still doesn't match Super Mario Bros. 3 or World, though. It's certainly not a system seller.

    Zombi U is a dark, scary, survival-horror game. The graphics are bad, but this is a launch title. Look past the graphics, the minimalistic story, and the jank melee combat. This is definitely better than the reviews are letting on. Give it a fair shake. I'd compare it to Dark Souls if Dark Souls had bad combat and zombies. At the very least, rent it.

    Assassin's Creed III is just as good on the Wii U as it is on other consoles. No more, no less. The Wii U has no trophy or achievement system, though, so if that is a factor I would look elsewhere. If you've played it on other consoles, move on, otherwise give it a shot. It's one of the best games of the year.

    Mass Effect 3 is in the same boat as ACIII. If you haven't played Mass Effect 1 or 2, I would highly, highly recommend picking up the trilogy for 60 dollars on 360 or PS3. If you've played the game on other consoles, there's really nothing new here to draw you in. I can only recommend this game to Mass Effect die-hards.

    Nintendoland. Do NOT buy this game if you don't get the Deluxe system. It's not worth 65 dollars. However, it is worth about 30 dollars and if you can find it for that then by all means purchase it. This is the Wii Sports of the Wii U. It becomes a blast to play with friends, so make sure you gather about 5 Wii remotes and nunchuks. It's an interesting experiment, with a lot more content than it first appears to have.

    Ninja Gaiden 3 for Wii U is the best version of Ninja Gaiden 3. Period. If that interests you, pick it up. It's a surprisingly competent game, with a lot of improvements from the PS3/360 versions. It's basically a new game. Try it out if you're into Ninja Gaiden or curious about the series.

    Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 is just fine on the Wii U. The Wii U's online rarely messes up and the multiplayer is just as fun to play on WII U as it is on other consoles. One caveat though: there aren't many people playing the game, because not many people have a Wii U right now. Team Deathmatch is almost exclusively played, so don't bother trying to play any Free-for-all matches.

    As far as launch games go, take your pick from those. They're all worth a look and they're diverse enough that there's something for everyone. Pikmin 3 is on the horizon and, of course, a Metroid, Zelda, 3D Mario, etc. are probably on their way at some point.

    COMPARISON TO THE XBOX 360 AND PLAYSTATION 3

    The Wii U is more powerful than the 360 and the PS3. That said, almost all of the launch games are ports, 2D Mario has never been graphically intensive, and there is no 1st-party game besides Mario. So, the Wii U's power cannot be seen in the launch games. Sure, they all look great, but there's nothing that sets them apart graphically from the 360 or PS3 versions.

    Until we get a brand new, 1080p Metroid, Zelda, or Mario, we're stuck with people looking down on the Wii U in comparison to consoles that have not even been announced yet.

    That's the funny thing about these comparisons. The Next Xbox and the PS4 do not exist. We know absolutely nothing about them. Yet, people are still making comparisons. Those consoles are one or two years off at least (if they even exist), so the Wii U has plenty of time to flex its muscles at the competition. Never judge a console at launch.

    In comparison to the dated 360 and PS3, the Wii U has a lot of catching up to do when it comes to Nintendo's online strategy. I'd like a system-wide achievement system (though not necessary at all) and I would really like cross-game voice chat. The menus are sluggish and the updates take forever. Still, Nintendo has a certain charm that can't be matched by either Sony or Microsoft. The Miiverse is a very intimate way to interact with others, and I have yet to see a single curse word, derogatory remark, or otherwise. It's nice not to deal with the 10 years olds that frequent Xbox Live.

    FINAL THOUGHTS AND OVERALL IMPRESSIONS

    The Wii U is personal. That's something I've come to understand after using it for a week. It's mine. It's intimate. I can share my thoughts with others online, but in a nice, comfortable way. There's no shouting, no flaming...just people communicating. If this changes, so be it. But I sincerely hope it doesn't.

    Even though the online and the menus need work, even though there aren't that many games available for the console right now, even though the backwards compatibility is baffling, even though there is no cross game chat, even though there are so many negatives about the console at the moment...I wholeheartedly recommend you get one.

    It's when I've gotten home after a long day at work, I change into my pajamas, I lie down on my bed...and I play my Wii U on the GamePad. The television is off, the lights are off, and it's just me and the GamePad. I can't really describe it, but at times, the Wii U feels like a handheld system. Much more personal than the Wii, PS3, 360, or any other console before it. It's more comfortable than a Vita, more comfortable than a 3DS...there's nothing quite like playing Assassin's Creed III and Mario U on the GamePad in the darkness of my room late at night. And it's a feeling I haven't experienced before with a console. It actually harkens back to the days of when I used to play my GBA beneath the covers late at night so that my parents wouldn't see or hear.

    And that's the best thing about the Wii U for me. It brings that Nintendo magic that somehow melts my cynicism and allows me to play games with a child-like wonder, something that Sony and Microsoft have never been able to give me.

    For this, I recommend the Wii U. Also, it's a Nintendo console. So, Zelda eventually. So...reason enough for me.

    Thanks for reading :]
  3. Arachne liked a post in a topic by Brodongo in Memorable #Zelda moments/quotes   
    Knuckle wants to get with his sister.


    Gross.
  4. Arachne liked a post in a topic by Ammonsa in Memorable #Zelda moments/quotes   
    * Ammonsa poops on Double
    <Nabe> Stream it on the internet
  5. Arachne liked a post in a topic by DR SHRUBBERY! in Talk   
  6. Arachne liked a post in a topic by Aethix in Talk   


    One wedding short.

    But seriously, good luck with all that.
  7. Arachne liked a post in a topic by pheonix561 in The Movie/TV Show Thread   
    Sarah Silverman in the candy forest was every conversation I've ever had with people who think I'm faking my voice.
  8. Arachne liked a post in a topic by DR SHRUBBERY! in The Movie/TV Show Thread   
    so i just watched the trailer for Wreck-It Ralph, the new animated Disney movie and GOOD LORD LOOK AT ALL THOSE CAMEOS

  9. Arachne liked a post in a topic by Princess Valhalla Hawkwind in The Movie/TV Show Thread   
    Yeah but not the Pussy Diddler Knight. :<
  10. Jareddude liked a post in a topic by Arachne in Talk   
    Tomorrow I find out if I have a job or a career. Not sure where I'll be working in a couple weeks, let alone whether I'll be able to get time off. And this is when I have three weddings and possibly a funeral to attend in July. Life changes quickly sometimes.
  11. Arachne liked a post in a topic by Teto in Talk   
    Befriend her and have a tea party.
  12. Arachne liked a post in a topic by Cirt in Talk   
    that moment when you realize that Open Floor as been changed to Casual Discussion

    o
  13. Arachne liked a post in a topic by Chase in Talk   
    Chicks with dicks. Best of both worlds, Jared.
  14. Arachne liked a post in a topic by Princess Valhalla Hawkwind in Talk   
    Jared should legit get his own series. Like an episode once a week chronicling his week. I wanna know more about the kid who started as a super mega dork and then became the first queer president of the United States of America.

    But maybe only 2 seasons rounding out to like, 24 episodes total? And each episode is 15 mins because you are cool but I have other things to watch, Jared. Don't get so cocky gosh.
  15. Arachne liked a post in a topic by Otis McNutt in The Merry Marvel Marching Society   
    Long before Samuel L. Jackson donned the eyepatch to play S.H.I.E.L.D commander Nick Fury, Baywatch and Knight Rider star David Hasselhoff played the character in the ultimately forgettable 1998 TV movie "Nick Fury: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D". The Hoff claims his Fury was Stan Lee approved and that he was promised the Fury part if he was ever needed again. Luckly they went with Sam Jackson or we'd get a drunk, babbling fury eating a hamburger off of the Helicarrier's floor.
  16. Arachne liked a post in a topic by DR SHRUBBERY! in The Merry Marvel Marching Society   
    I just try to imagine giant plastic pegs falling out of the sky. The white ones create impassible walls, while the red ones always hit their targets, puncturing the ship. And then when the humans are almost defeated, two giant hands just fling the whole scene at the wall and say "I DON'T WANT TO PLAY ANYMORE!"
  17. Arachne liked a post in a topic by Ammonsa in The Merry Marvel Marching Society   
    Thats pretty cool.

    Saw this on tumblr, laughed.


    I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like
    “I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.”
  18. Arachne liked a post in a topic by Aethix in Nintendo Pre-E3 Press Conference [Minute to Minute Coverage!]   
    Apparently, a large number of people's bodies are ready.
  19. Arachne liked a post in a topic by Sahaqiel in Memorable #Zelda moments/quotes   
    <Padraig> but yeah, creep is really a shit song
    <Terrorist> I liked it
    <&Sahaqiel> Why would you try to make Terrorist feel bad.
    <&Sahaqiel> he's harmless
    <&Sahaqiel> i mean look at him
    <&Sahaqiel> widdew terrorist
    * &Sahaqiel pinches cheeks
    <&Sahaqiel> abloobloobloo
    <Terrorist> I'd kill people would I have the chance.
    <&Sahaqiel> but you don't!
    <&Sahaqiel> and you never will!
    <&Sahaqiel> ie - harmless
    <&Sahaqiel> <3
    <Terrorist> I actually was this close to snapping and killing a classmate of mine
    <Terrorist> || < this close
    <&Sahaqiel> Terrorist
    <Terrorist> what
    <&Sahaqiel>
    <Terrorist> lol
  20. Arachne liked a post in a topic by Jareddude in Talk   
    So, I was elected to be Vice President next year, my senior year! Woohoo!!!!
  21. なべ liked a post in a topic by Arachne in 101 SNES Games (The White List)   
    Oh, I remember trying to play through Radical Dreamers, but I couldn't get it to run at the time. Maybe it's time to try again.

    I highly recommend Super Metroid. For me, it's the best in the series, with a fair difficulty, wonderful atmosphere and kickass music. To this day I haven't managed to get the best ending (you have to beat the game in under three hours for that, and I suck at speedruns), but I have replayed it so many times for the fun of it, and in the hope of reaching that goal someday.
    Word of advice: play it alone, and turn the lights way down.
  22. Arachne liked a post in a topic by Insayne in Greetings dwellers of Hyrule.net   
    Good evening or morning, depending on where you live. Im a 19 year old boy from the little cold country in the northern part of europe called Norway. i joined this forum, because Im hoping to meet people and make some online friends There is also a chance im gonna move to Australia next year, so if there are any others here from the land down under, feel free to talk to me. My favorite Zeldagames are as follows: Ocarina of time, Skyward Sword, Majora's Mask, Windwaker and Zelda 2.

    So that's it for introduction hope to talk to yaall soon.
  23. Arachne liked a post in a topic by Cirt in Something we all hate about Zelda?   
    playing through OoT again on the wii, so using a gamecube controller. that shit is whack. I never had a gamecube, and I just hate the controller. trying to beat phantom ganon was like 4x harder because of how jerky the controls were with the fairy bow :<

    also I realized that the reason the redeads are terrifying is partially due to the fact that they scream and shit. you know, that eerie high pitched scream. that's no good. I was going to get the sun's song and I thought I'd just mess around in that room with the redeads (you know what I'm talking about) and I used din's fire just for a spiteful laugh. it was all fun and games until the squidER JUMPED ON ME WHILE BURNING TO DEATH HOLY JESUS squid HOW ABOUT NO squid squid squid

    never seen that before, never experienced that before. I was legitimately terrified like I used to be with the redeads when I was a kid. not cool, zelda. man. my health was dropping like crazy
  24. Arachne liked a post in a topic by DR SHRUBBERY! in Something we all hate about Zelda?   
    I hate any time you have a passenger on the train in Spirit Tracks.

    The free ride too bumpy for you? HAVE FUN WALKING DAMMIT
  25. Arachne liked a post in a topic by Sahaqiel in Hyrule.net Renaissance Thread   
    Here is where you go to suggest and commit to things to get this place up and running again.

    Objective:
    Bring in an influx of new users
    Maintain new users on the site
    Actually punish those for wrongdoing
    Do away with the stigma that new users have
    Contribute new, original content, preferably guides of some sort
    Organize events that keep users interested

    I think we should really bring back the news forum. It was the easiest thing to post on to get news on the front page. It was as smooth as glass.

    People Who Committed to Things:
    Sahaqiel committed to: Link's Awakening Review, Guide, possible video for both as well as gif-based guides
    Ganny committed to: Majora's Mask playthrough
    Fierce Muffin committed to: Sahaqiel vs. Fierce Muffin race for Oracle of Seasons/Ages streamed

    This is more to guilt people into continuing to do those things. Sign up for committing by saying so in the thread below.

    Suggestions:
    Bring back the news forum posting news on the main site. It is super, super easy, and would help increase forum activity from people who only frequent the main page who may or may not exist
    Stop being dicks to new users. Like seriously. I'll start banning
    Someone needs to post up a Skyward Sword guide, preferably with video.
    More emphasis on the ability for anyone to make reviews, news, or guides for Zelda games
    More consistent podcasts
    Let's Plays with multiple users commentating
    Push and collaborate with Majora's Mask Opera more, possibly as an Hnet exclusively sponsored thing, if it actually hasn't been posted on other sites
    Get News Submitters that are dedicated to writing news
    Throw in some other games too, but keep Zelda a focus
    Give Rupees a use

    I'm also going to add more Zelda-oriented forums and subforums, whether any of you like it or not.
    Let's dredge this place up from the stale waters it's sunken into.