your favourite quotes from comedy shows

[Complete Prick 0]

jus tpost ur fav quote froma show

right heres mine its from robot chicken:;

First crinkle cut crisp says:"aww yeah i am ribbed for her pleasure"

second crisp:;

"thats good talk coming form a virgin!" :fear:

[Hige (BANNED) 0]

"well if I wasnt real would I be able to hit this note?" ~ Scrubs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNVo3myo2Gs. ^^

[Double45 164]

from Robot Chicken:

Ganon (as Link shoots him with a Light arrow): Nooooo!

Link: I did it princess! I have come from hell and back to save you!

Zelda: ah, Ganon was such a beast

Link: yeah yeah, what a great tale it was, with a wonderful, fairy tale ending

Zelda: whoa, look kid, ive been rescued before, its part of being a princess, your like the 7..8..9th I dont know.

Link: But its my first time! In more ways than one!

Zelda: here kid, just takes these rupees as thanks from the great kingdom of hyrule, im out.

*Zelda climbs out window

Link (looking at his own hand): then I will save you, my princess

Edited 2 Mar 2009 by Double45 (see edit history)

[The Minish Link 1]

Whenever there's a "Kato?" scene in the old Pink Panther movies.

"Quick! To the Hindin Peter!" *Flies it, crashes it in Joe's yard*

"Omg, Joe, I am so sorry!"

"Where do you get these things?!" ~ Family Guy

Whenever Haruhi abuses Mikuru.

The part in Lucky Star where Konata talks about being very social...when in truth she's talking about her MMORPG.

Whenver Chiyo gets hurt in Azumanga Daoih

"How would you like to go to the Principal's office?"

"How would you like to suck my balls?"

*Gasps*

"What did you just say?!"

"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What I meant to say was...." *Brings out megaphone* "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garison."

"Snooping as usual I see!" ~ Doctor Robotnik, Youtube poop.

"Hello?"

*After a while*

YOU! YOU GAVE ME AIDS!"

"Shut up! I was a VIRGIN!!!!" ~ An Ikumei YTP

Among others.

Edited 2 Mar 2009 by The Minish Link (see edit history)

[Otis McNutt 395]

From one of my favorite Sitcoms "How I met your mother"

Barney: Ted, your problem is all you do is think, think, think. I'm teaching you how to do, do, do.

Marshall: Doo-doo!

[laughs]

Barney: [chuckles] Totally

Barney: Ted, tonight we're gonna go out. We're gonna meet some ladies, it's gonna be *legendary*. Phone-five!

[slaps cell-phone]

Barney: You didn't phone-five, did you?

[pause]

Barney: I know when you don't phone-five Ted

Edited 4 Mar 2009 by Savanti Romero (see edit history)