I LOST MY POOR MEATBLL

[Negation 1]

So, anyway, there's like this pair of angsty little kids in all of my classes who go out of their way to make as many lives as possible as bad as possible. One of them, DillIAIADNIND OFnsgdkal

I mean, Dillan Ogilvie, has many nicknames, but mostly we just call him Fatty. Then there's his bed-buddy, Calvin, who's skinny as Hell, so he's sometimes Spaghetti (Fat people = Meatballs = SPaghetTTi n MeatBAAll).

I wish I could show you how annoying these kids are. Dillan's got the highest voice I've ever heard, and he's 14 YEARS OLD, FOR SDKJNLKASFN'S SAKE. He's about as tall as a blade of grass, but then there's Calvin.

He's like the crown jewel of all pure forms of annoyingness.

I threw a bottle at him, so his gay-pal Dillan jumps in and says one of his very common sentences "leave him the f**k alone you mother f**ker." I pushed him out of the way (hard enough, I hope) and then Calvin comes in at me. What do I do? I cork him in the leg with my knee. Then he's going on about how "OooosoOsdhhadoh you kneed me in the nuts you sunnavabeech" when I got him in the leg.

Later that day, we were in the library, and Calvin and Dillan get kicked out because of their pure aaaaaannnnnnnooooooooyyyyyyyyiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnngggggggnnnnnnnneeeeeessssssssssss

. They BlamE it ON MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Then Calvin runs back into the library while the librarian on duty isn't looking, and while I'm not looking also. He like, wipes my cheek, which scared the living daylights out of me. I go *facepalm* and get ready to hit him for being such a gaybo, when I look at my hand, and that's when I see the ink.

Bright blue ink.

All over my face.

I swear, I looked like a blue version of Twoface from the Dark Knight.

I got it off in about five minutes, but that's not the point.

Suddenly I've become "Blueberry".

I want to throw a chainsaw at them while they're making out and then light them on fire.

[Ammonsa 308]

Oh yeah, I hate those guys. They threw an apple at me today. I then dropped calvin.

[Aethix 129]

It sounds like you started the fight when you threw the bottle.

[Teto 2609]

Yeah, I always considered Taco_Ninja to be a total douche and this merely confirms that.

Also, topic titles have to be descriptive of the content.

You are not following tha law.

[Chameleon 0]

If they are so annoying then don't initiate any sort of interaction with them by doing stuff like throwing bottles at them, you idiot.

puppy. I mean, come on.

[Teto 2609]

Don't expect him to understand, Chameleon. This is a Rain-Doubleagent situation we have on our hands. One is unknowingly annoying the other, so that other strikes them and they continue fighting until somebody's dead.

I intend to survive my battle, though.

[Sahaqiel 1232]

Implying they are homosexual totally makes you the better man.

Totally.

Sahaqiel

[Fierce Muffin 490]

Wait, wait, wait.

What?

[Negation 1]

You guys haven't met him before, so you don't know what I'm on about.

Dillan's got a face you just want to punch.

[Teto 2609]

I don't doubt that, but what you don't understand is that you're fueling the fire.

"Dillan's got a face you just want to punch."

want =/= need

[Aethix 129]

I want to punch half the people in my school. It's called impulse control.

[Chameleon 0]

Bad logic justifies other bad logic?

[Ammonsa 308]

I hate nearly everyone in my class, but going spaz was so primary school.

[Chameleon 0]

Totally.

[Teto 2609]

This topic is an eyesore, when will it be locked?