Thing I learned from Horror Movies

[Otis McNutt 395]

Horror movies. those two words conjure images of Hockey Mask wearing killers and murderious leperchans. But as entertaining as they are they are also informative. This thread you post humorous lessons taught to you by Horror Movies.

**Example** You meet a guy in an old castle who acts gay and speaks with an Eastern European accent, Oh he's a freaking Vampire**

If you decide to stay at an old Motel run by a weird loner who stuffs dead animals, shower with the curtain open!

Having sex and doing drugs at an abandoned Summer Camp = Gruesome death!

You find a weird old puzzle box lying around, DON'T SOLVE IT!

If the town Sheriff warns of Giant Killer Sharks in the water, don't swim cause you gonna die!

All Hillbillies are freakish mutants who will kill and eat you!

[Ammonsa 308]

Never say "At least that's the worst that can happen"

Avoid any college with asylums or prisons near by.

Never walk in a stagger or you might be mistaken for a zombie and get shot.

Never promise your first born to any weird group, they will come to pick it up.

[Otis McNutt 395]

Here's one mentioned in the movie "Scream".

Never say "I'll be right back" cause you ain't coming back!

Edited 22 May 2009 by The Doctor (see edit history)

[Ammonsa 308]

Never go outside in the middle of the night to investigate a strange noise you heard.

[Otis McNutt 395]

Reanimating a creature built from pieces of miscellaneous dead bodies, is never a good thing.

You buy an old house at a steal, prepare for a serious haunting.

The strange howling you hear on nights with a full moon, ain't no dog.

Christmas sweaters and brown fedoras are the scariest freaking things.

That hot girl coming on to you is an Alien.

If your a black guy (or girl) surrounded by white folks who are dropping like flies to a psycho killer, you'll die too.

If the media reports of "Violent Riots" in your area. Prepare for a Zombie Apocalypse!

Edited 22 May 2009 by The Doctor (see edit history)

[Teto 2609]

You gotta' shoot 'em in the head.

The black guy is never murdered in a gruesome manner.

[Young Link Addict 67]

I've always watched 1 horror moive because I get scared easily, but I have one.

Never open the door.

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Also I hate people who are watching the movie with you and they're all like, "No don't go in there. The killers in there." I mean come on they can't hear you.

[Teto 2609]

They can, though. o:

I've only seen one, "House of Wax". I typically play games like FEAR instead. :|

If you play with fire you're going to get buuuuuuurned. Or it will warp you to another dimension, w/e.

[Vadarth X 0]

Never be a minor character/person - you'll be the first to die (or one of the first).

Never go somewhere alone.

Never ignore the mad, raving lunatic who claims that there are "other forces" at work.

Stay far away from nuclear plants and the like.

Get someone else to watch videotapes before you.

Don't fall asleep.

Don't go into rooms that kill people.

Keep a gun handy at all times. Preferably a shotgun.

[Teto 2609]

Don't post the tape on Youtube.

[Otis McNutt 395]

Don't piss off a Chinese ghost, they hold a Grudge!

If you have the opportunity to be the caretaker of a secluded mountain resort in the Winter, decline!

If a kid can talk to ghosts and only he talks to you, chances are great that you're dead!

If a hot chick who likes Wicker furniture asks you to check out the Honey bee festival, leave immediately!

[Aethix 129]

Never EVER split up!

[Vadarth X 0]

If you're asked to go check out a town, ship, space ship, etc. that has stopped communicating with the rest of the world, decline.

If you hear a girl's laughter from nowhere, you're dead. In fact, just kill yourself right then and there to save yourself from the torment that you will be forced to endure before dieing.

[Fierce Muffin 490]

If someone is mass killing every single person who ever lived, one person always survives and the killer dies, too.

There's always room for a sequel.

Don't pick up the phone.

[Vadarth X 0]

Don't be a moron.

Don't be a jerk.

Be very afraid of the dark.

Never be alone in the dark. Or even in the dark, for that matter.

Edited 23 May 2009 by Vadarth X (see edit history)