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Thing I learned from Horror Movies

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Always pack heat. Always.

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IT'S THE GRANNY!!!

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Monsters made of foam rubber are anything but scary.

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Dead men don't tell no tales.

If you think things are weird in your area, leave immediately no matter what.

Stay put.

If fighting zombies, get a chainsaw and a car/motorcycle.

If the name "Stephen King" appears, run away.

Carry a cross.

Don't go walking around with weird guys who practice voodoo

If you see a person named Rick O'Connor, follow him! (Or maybe not...)

Don't wear things you see hidden in locked chests in temples or stuff that strangers give to you.

Hobos can be heros sometimes.

Off topic: I heard there is a new Mummy movie coming out, with Brendan Fraser as Rick O'Connor again. It's apparantly about the Aztec and their mummies. That can be the reason why in the Tomb of the Dragon Emperor, when it said in the last scene "And soon after, mummies were discovered in Peru." So my theory is that Jonathon accidentally revived an ancient mummy with the sapphire that he got in the 3rd movie.

Ehh got carried away

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Dead men don't tell no tales.

If you think things are weird in your area, leave immediately no matter what.

Stay put.

If fighting zombies, get a chainsaw and a car/motorcycle.

If the name "Stephen King" appears, run away.

Carry a cross.

Don't go walking around with weird guys who practice voodoo

If you see a person named Rick O'Connor, follow him! (Or maybe not...)

Don't wear things you see hidden in locked chests in temples or stuff that strangers give to you.

Hobos can be heros sometimes.

Off topic: I heard there is a new Mummy movie coming out, with Brendan Fraser as Rick O'Connor again. It's apparantly about the Aztec and their mummies. That can be the reason why in the Tomb of the Dragon Emperor, when it said in the last scene "And soon after, mummies were discovered in Peru." So my theory is that Jonathon accidentally revived an ancient mummy with the sapphire that he got in the 3rd movie.

Ehh got carried away

"chainsaws"

really?

chainsaws are a waste of time, seriously.

They are like a dinner bell to the zombies " HEY FREE FOOD DOWN HERE W00T!"

seriously.

semi automatic rifle ftw.

they don't run out of fuel after 2 minutes.

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"chainsaws"

really?

chainsaws are a waste of time, seriously.

They are like a dinner bell to the zombies " HEY FREE FOOD DOWN HERE W00T!"

seriously.

semi automatic rifle ftw.

they don't run out of fuel after 2 minutes.

True dat, if Zombies attacked the last thing I'd want protecting my ass would be a chainsaw. Maybe a riot gun (US Model M-32 6 Shot 40mm launcher) with explosive or incendiary shells or even better an Atchisson Assault Shotgun. But my first choice would be a P90.

Trust the guy in the White Hat

Don't create clone dinosaurs

If a gypsy curses you, kiss your butt goodbye.

Edited by The Doctor (see edit history)

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Shotgun ftw.

Also, I'm not American, so I don't know much about guns.

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If you think things are weird in your area, leave immediately no matter what.

No that's when you stay put...

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Shotgun ftw.

Also, I'm not American, so I don't know much about guns.

shotguns are as helpful at long range as a yo-yo.

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shotguns are as helpful at long range as a yo-yo.

You save the shotgun for close range, go for the sniper rifle at long range, probably an M24 3A varient.

Edited by The Doctor (see edit history)

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Making friends with a wierd doll is a magnet for disaster.

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if your being chased by a guy with a chainsaw don't i repeat DON'T run into the dark and creepy woods

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:chainsaw: Stay away from guys like this.

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:chainsaw: Stay away from guys like this.

Lol... that reminded me of Resident evil 4 & 5

On that note... marijuana is good for u, especially if you mix it with a similar red version so always carry it around... :pokepoke:

Capcom might be a little racist...

Wait, this is a thread about horror movies not games so...

Don't shoot the ghost with bullets, it just pisses them off, throw salt at them instead. :boo:

Don't go to summer camp. :killer:

And no matter what, if someone says they saw something, listen to them, cause they are the ones who are going to make it out alive. :biker:

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Bring extra batteries, your flashlight will ALWAYS die at the most inconvenient time.

Going into the spooky/delapidated house is never a good idea.

Don't feed Mogwi after midnight, or get them wet they will become Gremlins!

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