hit the next user with random zelda item

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*Eats Wolfos.*

Sorry Wolfos. If you guys looked as cute as my Avatar, I wouldn't eat you.

*Randomly meows at next poster.* One of these days, I've really gotta decide if I want to be a wolf, horse, or cat. :wacko:

Wolfs are better go with a wolf.

*ducks*

*charges at next poster with pegasus boots on (no dodging this next one) then stabs at them through the stomach*

hope you gotta fairy on ya. This hurts me more than it hurts you.....ok maybe not, this is gonna hurt for a week.

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*Has hole in stomach*

You play Resident Evil? It's gonna take more than this to stop a zombie animal.

*Fires rocket launcher*

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Wait a minute... *is hit by rockets*

*falls on next poster from 100 feet in the air*

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Sees the previous poster coming takes a side step and the poster hits the ground then helps that poser up.

Takes out the boomerang and flings it do not care if it hits or not.

Edited by The White Rose (see edit history)

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*catches boomerang and throws it back yelling* try the bomb arrows they're more efficient!!

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*catches boomerang and throws it back yelling* try the bomb arrows they're more efficient!!

Blinds him with light arrow, then throws the boomerang.

:wacko: ...

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I'm the hero of light. I'm impervious.

*Catches boomerang then blows up next poster with bomb arrows*

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I'm the hero of light. I'm impervious.

*Catches boomerang then blows up next poster with bomb arrows*

Uses goron mask to sheild the bombarrows, then shoves the windwaker up his ??? until he flies away with the wind frog. :joy:

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I throw the happy mask salesman at the next poster and he strangles you fornot getting majoras mask.

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*sees Happy Mask Salesman comming and holds fist out*

*HMS flies into fist*ouch. That's gonna leave a mark.

*then attacks next poster* Hyaaaaaaaaa

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*blocks, shield attacks, and does Helm Splitter*

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*takes helm splitter to the head*

OW! My brains!!!!!!!

*randomly generates Elzo out of exsposed brain and throws him at next poster*

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Oh no not elzo noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Wait what u laid an egg on my head die evil hat die muahahahahhaha I slash him to bits and light a bombchu and direct it at the next poster.

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-suffocates the bomb with ol' man Rauru's soiled undergarment-

-same under garments are used to strangle the next poor unfortunate soul-

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Oh no what evil have you placed on me why oh why :fear: somethings wrong with you.I now cut the undergarments off me and throw them away then I throw a horribly aimed boomerang at the next poster.

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