hit the next user with random zelda item

[Spiko 0]

and then i randomly throw the biggoron swrod in your private part

KNOCK OUT!!!!

[Gerbil5 0]

I through a deku nut and stuns spiko for 5 posts

[Linkprow 42]

Owwwwwwwwww! Whats wrong with you people throwing a huge sword at my privates! Anyways I am now blind thanks to Gerbil so the boomerang wacks me in the head and I throw the windwaker at the next poster.

[Vadarth X 0]

*Catches the Windwaker* Why thank you. Time to play and eardrum-blasting song at the next poster: Killer Music!

[Linkprow 42]

While you are playing a 5min awesome song I throw a ocarina at the next poster(hopefully you).

[Arcane 12]

*takes the hit* Why yes, I am indeed me. Thanks for hoping. *throws Koijiro at the next poster*

[Vadarth X 0]

While you are playing a 5min awesome song I throw a ocarina at the next poster(hopefully you).

HA!

*gets hit by Koijiro* OUCH!!! DIE!!! *throws the Windwaker at next poster*

[Arcane 12]

OH GOSH! YOU POKED MY FRICKIN' EYE OUT!!! WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?? X_O *throws the remnants of my eye at the next poster*

[Vadarth X 0]

Oh, that's just disgusting! Take THAT! *throws a pointy deku stick at the next poster*

[Arcane 12]

AHGH! THAT WAS MY OTHER ONE! X_X *throws Carpenter's Axe in some random direction*

[Vadarth X 0]

HA! YOU MISSED!!! *throws a dozen blunt arrows on blue fire*

[Ivo-goji 0]

*is hit by blunt flaming arrows*

AAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH! WHAT ARE THESE WEIRD ARROWS!??!!!?? GAHHHHH! YOU SHALL BE FACEING THE WARTH OF THE OLD MAN!!!

*rips out eastmost peninsula of Classic Zelda Hyrule and throws it at next poster*

[Kibblo 0]

*dodges eastmost pennisula*(dont know how) and throws the moon(from majoras mask) at the next poster

Edited 24 Aug 2009 by jt24 (see edit history)

[Vio Milanor 28]

*Clocked in the head with the enormous moon, causing me to fall from my sofa and into the bottomless depths of Ganon's lair*

Damn you, you American! >:C

*Tosses a random item at the next poster* Hey... It said hit the next user with a RANDOM Zelda item. I guess it's up to the next poster to decide what they are hit by.

[Ivo-goji 0]

Hay, that's true. When you think about it-OW!

*is hit in the head by a rock from Death Mountain*

Huh? What the...?

*looks up*

OH NO! DEATH MOUNTAIN, THE EASTMOST PENINSULA, AND TERMINA'S MOON HAVE GONE INTO AN ORBIT AROUND THE WORLD AND ARE COMEING THIS WAY AGAIN!!!!!!

*runs away, dropping the False Ore from Oracle of Seasons that is pulled by the Moon's gravity and starts flying twards the next poster*