hit the next user with random zelda item

[Kibblo 0]

*blows up false ore*

*throws every zelda thing created at next poster*

[Linkprow 42]

I am uterly destroyed by everything in the zelda universe and get recovered by a fairy (why not you did throw everything) then I throw the bad soup from Coro's pot at the next poster.

[Linox 28]

I swollow the soup "Ooh my stomach"

Farts in the next posters direction.

[Vio Milanor 28]

Since when was a fart a Zelda ite-- O.o *Sniffs in the fart* Geh... *Starts a dying animation, only to then hold it's arms in the air, much like Link did in Wind Waker when he recieved more magic power*

DA NA NA NA NAAAAAAA! I am now invicible! I will not lose any hearts unless my supply of filthy air is gone... Which is never as long as human beings continue to breathe.

*Incorrectly lobs a bombchu into the mouth of the next poster*

[swordplaymaster12 0]

*Hides behind a dodongo* Ha! You missed! *Dodongo starts flashing red* Oh shi- *Gets blown up and lands on a bulbo*

*Uses the bulbo to run over the next poster*

[Jared! 0]

*Is decapitated by bulbo*

*Throws head at next poster*

[Ivo-goji 0]

Your head is not a Zelda item-*is hit by the bleeding skull and starts running around screaming*

AAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!! GET IT OFF OF ME!GETITOFFOFMEGETITOFFOFMEGETITOFFOFME!!!!!!!!

*tosses head away* Ew-wahhgahuh.... Gross!

*picks up Marin (what? The game says she's an item!) and throws her at the next poster*

Marin: EEEEEEEK! WHAT IS GOING ON?!

[onisora]

i kill marin

i throw the great fairy sword!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jared! 0]

Your head is not a Zelda item-

Have you ever Seen a Headless Link? I don't think so.

Dodges great fairy sword.

Throws painting somehow related to Mario at next poster.

[onisora]

panting hits my head.

throws the keyblade.

[Xylobe 0]

*Gets hit in the face by the keyblade WHICH IS NOT A ZELDA ITEM!*

ow.

*Throws Jared!'s bloody skull at next poster*

[Ocaina64]

deflects with Deku shield, pulls out Gilded Sword, whacks skull into Hyrules Atmosphere. Throws Gilded sword at next poster

[Specever 1]

*stabbed*

Throws Hylian shield at next person.

CATCH DAT B**CH!

[Linkprow 42]

Block's the Hylian sheild with Mirror sheild. Then I throw fish in a bottle at next poster.

[Specever 1]

WHAT DA F**K JOO DOIN?! DON'T TOSS SH*T AT MEH! THAT WAS A FREAKIN PIRAHNNA!

Toses the empty broken bottle at the next poster.