The Bank Robbery Game

[Otis McNutt 395]

In tough economic times, desperate people turn to crime. 90% of bank robbers are caught, while 10% are never captured what makes them special? Plans.

Here is where you come up with the ultimate unbreakable Bank Robbery plan.

Step One: Choose a Bank

Size of Bank and location are important, Small banks hold less money than larger banks but small banks have less security. Choose a bank that is at least twould states from where you live.

Step Two: Case The Bank.

Banks are businesses and every business has routines, the best time to hit a bank is in the morning of it's busiest day thursday.

Step Three: Form an escape plan

Most robbers are caught on their way out of the bank. Planning minimises those chances. Steal a car to use in the robbery and stash your own somewhere safe.

Step Four: The Disguise

A good disguise is key to not getting caught. People in a panic are not the most reliable witnesses but security cameras are. Wear padding to make yourself bigger and a mask that hides your face but doesn't limit vision.

Step Five: Keeping Quiet

Banks have many features designed to protect them from robberies, silent alarms to alert the police and visual clues such as open or closed blinds. A Police Scanner to warn of police is a must.

Step Six: Know your limit

Cash is heavy, to much money will weigh you down so don't get greedy.

Step Seven: Escape Insurance

Escape Insurance comes in many forms, a hostage is dead weight and cumbersome. (unless you have an inside man) To stop them from alerting the police the moment you leave take the electronics out of a cheap radio and attach a digital readout to a nine volt battery along with a bundle of modeling clay. Thinking it a bomb warn them you'll blow it up if cops are called before the end of 15 minutes.

Step Eight: Switch Rides

Park the car FAR AWAY from your car, either wipe it down or torch it to eliminate trace evidence. Buy one gallion of gas with CASH, a guy buying gas in a gas can is normal buying multiple gallons in the same place draws attention so spread it around.

Step Nine: Check the bag CAREFULLY!

Tellers are trained in theft prevention, one trick is the dye pack a small ampule of liquid attached to an explosive that triggers when the bag is opened. Bank bags are made of double stitched nylon that is hard to cut into, industrial sewing scissors are made specifically for cutting that fabric so cut the bottom open and carefully remove cash that way.

Step Ten: You got away, Now What?

Banks keep careful count of all their money including serial numbers, they'll know if one of their bills are spent. A money launderer will take your money and clean it, meaning he will take your money and give you other bills in return.

Step Eleven: Sit on it

Even if you find a launderer they might not take it...yet. Wait six months to let the "Heat die down" meaning until the investigation has stalled. Another thing that gets you caught is boasting, so keep your mouth shut!

Following these steps will assure that you don't get caught

[Hiro Protagonist 0]

Why do you want the plan for a perfect bank robbery?

[Ammonsa 308]

Because robbing banks is an art form, albeit an unsavory one.

I can't wait to see the movie Public Enemies. John Dillinger is awesome!