Ask a Stupid Question get a Stupid Answer.

[Chimetals 344]

you take the dohicky and move it to the whatsit whenever theres a thingamajig present.

(i can really try to teach you, though)

 

why dont i have a rabbit?

[Necropolis 763]

It died.

Where is my wallet.

[Chimetals 344]

where you left it.

 

why cant i seem to do simple science-y maths anymore?

[HylianFromLandOfOoo 24]

Because a massive wale from out of space destroyed the part of your brain that lets you solve math problems.

 

Who is the rightful king of Hyrule?

[SilverAlchemic 355]

Arin Hanson, really handsome, he's an awesome guy to dance with

 

 

Why do I get all flustered when faced with attractive British men?

David Tennant, Benedict Cumberbatch, John Barrowman, Matt Smith, Christopher Eccleston... I could go on.

[SilverAlchemic 355]

they don't, they just think he's a SEXY APE.

Okay i'm sorry

 

 

What's the square root of everything you ever loved?

[PrimaGaga 1025]

Because they are stupid

he really is quite ugly

 

Why do i enjoy Maplestory so much?

 

EDIT- Damnit, Ninja'd

[Necropolis 763]

Everything you love squared.

 

Why are the Tolkien appendices so awesome?

[SilverAlchemic 355]

because that's where I found my new name.

 

Why is Tolkien in general so awesome?

[HylianFromLandOfOoo 24]

Because he's the king of pancakes!

 

how much will it cost to save Hyrule?

[Necropolis 763]

3 pesos.

 

Do skeletons dream of dead sheep?

[HylianFromLandOfOoo 24]

No. They dream of SKELETON SHEEP!

 

How much seeds would a deku-chuck, chuck, if a decu-chuck could chuck seeds?

[Necropolis 763]

7-10

Can love bloom on the battlefield...?

[HylianFromLandOfOoo 24]

If it's an internal battle of love then...wait that don't sound good...

 

Why can't the new series of Doctor Who be on sooner?

[SilverAlchemic 355]

Budget cuts to the European union.

 

Who da man?