Ask a Stupid Question get a Stupid Answer.

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Because you DO care! Awwwww!

Why do I get tired at night?

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Because of the moon. It is making you go to sleep so it can crash down upon you.

Why are you posting here?

Edited by Chef Nonsense (see edit history)

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Because...I'm to tired to fight anymore zombies.

Why are you judging me!?! *cries*

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Because I'm an insane undead monster.

Why are cats smarter than dogs?

(Can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow, now can you?)

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because humans are stupid so should be their best friend

what if ants were to drive cars

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we would all be dead

why did it hail the size of golf balls yesterday

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Because weather can be mean

Why does the Mario Marathon have to be over? D: (Remember the one from last year? They did another marathon)

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Because the golf ball manufacturing industry wasn't doing so well.

Why can't I think of a good question?

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Because I was using my James Bond cloning device to confuse you and charm you.

Why is it that Roger Moore was just that crap at being a good Bond?

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Because Sean Connery is better, Trebek.

Why does Sean Connery hate Trebek?

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Just because.

Why did Achmed the dead terrorist blow up?

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Because he wanted to.

Why does Link have blonde hair?

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Because brown looks like turd.

Why does the world turn?

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Because if it didn't, Unicron and Galactus would think it was about to die and would fight over who gets to it eat first.

Why did I type that?

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Because you just happened to think of it.

Why does stuff happen?

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