ATTN: Google kills your computer

[Teto 2609]

We don't have details on this as yet, but from a very reliable source, we have information regarding Google and its computer destroying ways. We are still waiting for an in-depth report from our source, but we warn you now that Google can and will destroy your computer, and, by extension, your entire life.

[DragonBottles 2]

OH NO WHATEVER WILL WE DO D:

GOOGEL IZ KILLN MAH COMPUTRZ

[Young Link Addict 67]

Aahhh our computers are doomed.

Edited 1 Aug 2009 by Young Link Addict (see edit history)

[Teto 2609]

We need more information, LegoBonez! Before our computers all die!

[Eight-bit link 3]

Oh shist! Mai computer has so many google applications! I'm screwed!

[DragonBottles 2]

FILL US WITH WISDOM O' CRASHY COMPUTER ONE!

[Eight-bit link 3]

Ummm... Run a virus scan?

[Hiro Protagonist 0]

And who would this 'reliable source' be?

[Umbreon 0]

Why Legobonez of course.

[Teto 2609]

He's so truthful and easy to depend upon., My trust for him is immeasurable.

[Hiro Protagonist 0]

Unlike you.

[Teto 2609]

You don't know that I'm untrustworthy. You never trusted me with anything I agreed to, so no trust is broken. Maybe you trusted me to be a nice person to you, but I never once tried to maintain that trust. Your point is void and your argument laughable at best.

[Du5t1n 57]

I for one welcome our large numbered overlords.

[Umbreon 0]

I have a very important update. It turns out Google doesn't kill you computer, but really doesn't scan sites it brings up, and thus can't advise you if a site is dangerous. An easy solution is to buy an antivirus program such as: McAfee, or Nortan.

[Teto 2609]

Update: Google scans for virus ridden websites and offers them to you to click and be consumed in fiery viruses.