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My Job... Sucks

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Cool, I drive around in a van as well. I sell candy to children.

Young, impressionable children...

Hey, I remember you! :D

Your van's cool. |D

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Is this you, Ammonsa?

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xD This was great, Teto. Totally caught me off guard.

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wait, wait, I recognize this from my childhood. It's

Scooby-doo!

Edited by darknut_slaying_toon_link (see edit history)

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My job sucks too. :( My boss always sexually harasses me, and whenever I resist taking off my clothes, he beats me. But this is the only job I can get since I live so far away from the city and whatnot, and I need money to pay for my dying mother. Every time he gets angry, I fear I might lose my job. One day, I might have to give in to his demands. :(

lol this one is so obvious

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I'm thinking Sahaqiel from Hyrule.net.

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Jinkies that's rough Fred, I work with some tools as well. My Boss is a penny pinching Crabby guy who would sell his own mother for a nickel. My coworker is an annoying freak who laughs all the time and constantly makes my home life unbearable, especially when his bloated pink friend stops by. And I live in a cultural waste land where nobody appreciates my musical/dance/artistic genius.

You think you have it bad? puppy, I'm 2 inches tall, can't get laid, my only friend is a computer, and ALL I WANT IS A puppyING BURGER FROM THE KRUSTY KRAB BUT NOOOOOO.

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You wouldn't believe how much my job sucks. Our local ruler goes missing like, all the time and I have to get her back. She's never in the castle I look for her in either. What a pain in the butt! I don't even get paid! I have to make a living by fixing people's toilets! I mean, yeah, the girl's pretty hot, but do I ever get any action out of this deal!? No! I always get one kiss--on the nose! On the nose, can you believe it!? My lazy-ass brother mostly lies around the house while I'm off risking my life for that spoiled brat ruling the kingdom, and when he does "help" me out, I end up having to save him from the most bizarre predicaments imaginable, because he's a moron! He just gets in the way! What the hell does a guy have to do to get some kind of appreciation!?

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It'sa me, Maaario. :)

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You think your job sucks? My other job BLOWS! I was born different than everyone else. I have abilities that cause people to hate and fear me, I have to take orders from a bald guy in a wheelchair and use my powers to save the very people who hate me, from my own kind!

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Posted (edited)

NO MY JOB BLOWS

Edited by Chef Nonsense
Please no sexual content (see edit history)

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YOU'RE PARIS HILTON!

I win.

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