Words of Wisdom

[Marquis 9]

Basically, you put down words of wisdom (or hilarious words of wisdom) that you might think will be helpful (or a good starting line at a comedy club)

heres two examples.

"I Am" the smallest sentence in the english language.

"I Do" the biggest commitment in the world.

A Clear conciense is a sign of bad memory.

YOUR TURN!!

[Ammonsa 308]

Ok...

We kill because we are afraid of our own shadow, afraid that if we used alittle common sense we'd have to admit that our glorious principles were wrong. ~Henry Miller, The Wisdom of the Heart, 1941

They wrote in the old days that it is sweet and fitting to die for one's country. But in modern war there is nothing sweet nor fitting in your dying. You will die like a dog for no good reason. ~ErnestHemingway

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity

To kill a man is not to defend a doctrine, but to kill a man. ~Michael Servetus

[ZuZu 10]

we avoid risks to die safely

[Arcane 12]

You are what you eat. Therefore, you are a cannibal.

Never trust a skinny chef.

[Teto 2609]

[Ammonsa 308]

Haha, Gandalf is awesome.

The only time you run out of chances is when you stop taking them.

[Marquis 9]

Haha, Gandalf is awesome.

Gandalf is Dyslexic

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

[eyeoftruth 2]

There are two types of sloths, the two-toed and the three-toed.

[Zelda Drottningu 0]

Honesty and Trust you can only give, not receive.

[Linkprow 42]

When life gives you lemons make lemonade.

[real link 0]

don't jump off a cliff

[Ivo-goji 0]

Do as I say, not as I do. I have failed many times, so I know what I'm talking about. Just not what I'm doing.

[HylianLink15 0]

'Next time you try to look hot, flush the toilet' ;-) *credit to Mao*

[ZuZu 10]

never eat yellow snow

[Chase 390]

Live forever or die trying.