Weird Observations

[Otis McNutt 395]

From Bob Newhart to Dane Cook, Observational Comedy has had people rolling in the metaphorical isles. Post funny observations about life here, the object is to get others to laugh.

*Example*

If someone ever asked me if I owned a Poncho, I wouldn't say no, but rather not now. With a blanket a scissors I'm always ten seconds from a Poncho, or eleven scarves depending on how I cut it.

If I ever saw an Amputee being hanged, I would just yell out letters. "R...E...S...T! I don't know but that spells rest let him down."