Speak in "Spongebob Squarepants" Quotes

[Specever 1]

'But, don't geniuses live in a lamp?' -Patrick

[Roc 8]

"I guess you're gonna miss the... Panty raiding."

[Eka 387]

Patrick: "I DEFY YOU, HEART-MAN!"

(Just watched that episode today, too. XDD)

[Otis McNutt 395]

Plankton: Be assertive!

Spongebob: *sticking finger in guys pocket* Beep

Plankton: ASSERTIVE not Insertive!

Sandy: *sees glass on floor* I thought I left that glass of nut juice on the table. *sees broken lamp* and didn't I throw out that lamp? And when did I acquire all these portraits of Patrick!? *camera pans and shows walls filled with Patrick pictures*

[o Legiitz o 0]

"if you use imagination"-spongebob

"is this made from real or artificial babies?"-plankton

[Otis McNutt 395]

Spongebob: Good thing it was a Sea Bear and not a Sea Rhinocerous.

Patrick: Yeah, this circle woulda been useless against them.

Squidward: What attracts a sea Rinocerous?

Patrick: The sound of a sea bear attack.

*Sea Rhino appears and snorts*

Spongebob: Good thing we're wearing our anti sea Rhinocerous undergarments aye Squidward!

Spongebob (as Quickster): Holy Halibit, it's the Chief!"

*human on screen speaks*

Chief: Thank you Quickster, but we all know who I am!

[Bitmapfox112 1]

"* at least im safe inside my mind*"

[Otis McNutt 395]

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man!

Patrick, we shoulda bought the Whoopie Cushion!

You gonna listen to some big dummy, or are you gonna listen to me!

Not lame!

Long, Tan and Handsome!

Gary you can tie shoes!? Where did you learn to do that?

[SilverAlchemic 355]

Spongebob: Remember the day Sandy and I got married?

All: *gasps*

Mr. Krabs: What?

Patrick:I'm freakin' out!

[Dusty 0]

oh I've got a good one

Crazy chocolate guy: CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!!!!CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!CHOCOLATE!!!!! Finally, I've been trying to catch you boys all day, and now that I have you right where I want you *big pause* I'd like to buy all of your chocolate.

and another

That one guy that always screams my leg: MY LEG!!! Myhy LEGGGG

[Otis McNutt 395]

Plankton: Toasted almonds man that's good, but a little to highbrow for this crowd.

[The Biggest Zelda Fan Ever 0]

Spongebob ROUNDpants- "Have you ever been convicted of a felony?" What's a Felony?

Squidward- Being to darn happy all the time

Spongebob- Oh yeah, lot and lots of felonies

LULZ my favorite of all time

[Jareddude 62]

"Its alright to cheat!"

"No no! Cheater cheater pumpkin eaterrrrr"

"Cheat that way! Cheat that way!"

"Noooo, i'm cheating!"

"Cheat that way!"

"Cheeeaterrr!!!"

*BOOOOM*

[Xylobe 0]

Let's gather round the campfire

and sing our campfire song.

our c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song

and if you don't that we can sing it faster then you're wrong.

but it'll help if you just sing along bum bum bum...

c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song

c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song

and if you don't that we can sing it faster then you're wrong.

but it'll help if you just sing along

c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song

Patrick!

song!c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e

squidward! good!

it'll help

it'll help

If you just sing along

Oh yeah!!

"Ah, now wasn't that relaxing?"

[The Biggest Zelda Fan Ever 0]

*Whenever a bunch of people get hurt* MY LEG