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Things I've learned from eBay

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These are based on real eBay listings I've seen. Please post your own humorous eBay encounters.

1.)Minor exterior damage means that the entire back end, from the rear window back, is virtually non-existant.

2.)Minor interior damage means that the driver and passenger seats have been replaced with a rusty folding chair (Driver), and a "modified" desk chair (Passenger). The wheels of said desk chair were superglued as not to rotate, and then it was duct-taped to the floor.

3.)Runs great means that it is lacking a rear axle.

4.)New tires means that over 5000 miles have been driven on the tires.

5.)Clean carfax report means that a carfax report has been placed in a picture frame, then the picture frame was washed. The car, on the other hand, has been in 26 fender benders.

6.)Shipping free on an item does not mean free shipping, the owner will not ship said item, for fear of styrofoam.

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ok, it's not mine but it's one of my friends:

in the box sometimes means only the box.

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