Posted 23 Oct 2009 You look out the window. Or at it, rather. This is not what windows are supposed to look like. There are some rather large bite marks in your blinds. Perhaps that new kitten your sister got is teething? You decide that once you go trick or treating, you will bring it back some nice harmless gummy worms to eat in lieu of your window trimmings. For now, the best thing to do would be to find the kitten, or whatever ate your blinds. If you can get the pieces back, perhaps you can patch it up again. However, your sister and her kitten certainly wouldn't be in your room. You will have to venture out into the rest of the house. Momentarily you consider break dancing whilst hanging from the ceiling fan, or perhaps changing your name. Then you decide that all of those things are RETARDED AND NOT VERY HELPFUL AT ALL. YOU HAVE BETTER WAYS TO SPEND YOUR TIME. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 23 Oct 2009 Turn to the south wall and hold hand over the lit candles for eight seconds, then blow the candles out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 24 Oct 2009 You shall BURN THE JONAS BROTHERS POSTER!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 20 Mar 2010 warp to temple of time and draw master sword. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites