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Roses Are Red

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Basically take that old cliché and make your own. Let's go.

Roses are red

Violets are red

I'm not good with colours

But I'm good in bed

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Pansies are purple,

Violets are blue.

Nothing rhymes with purple,

so here we are through.

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Oak leaves are green

And so are limes

Synchronized swimming

Is the ultimate past time

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Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

Some poems rhyme,

But this one doesn't.

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Roses are red

Violets are violet

For creativity

This is my outlet

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Violets are red

Roses are blue

Ya don't believe me?

I tell ya, it's true.

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Momma

Just killed a man

Put a gun against his head

Pulled my trigger, now he's dead

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Dude, I was listening to that song just a moment ago.

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roses are red yet

you say that violets are blue

this is a haiku.

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Arcanelord and I are bros

And so are Muffin and I

Let's have a rap battle

Umbrella

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Roses are red

Violets are blue

You should get a life and not read stupid little poems on the internet like an idiotic, masochistic busybody...

It appears I need to get a life too :/

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Arteries are red

Veins are blue

Now how about you shut up, Lionheart

Before I cut you

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Roses are red

Violets are blue

Sahaqiel can't touch me

I know Kung Fu

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Kung Fu is useless

I'll still leave you toothless

Let's have a rap battle

Umbrella

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Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I'm gonna hit you with a rake.

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