Roses Are Red

[Arcane 12]

Oranges are quite swell.

Except for those that fell.

They're all squished and stuff.

Oh, there's another. Enough is enough.

Drastic times call for drastic measures.

I'll take a bicylce and glue on some feathers.

I'm not sure why. Only time can tell.

If not, I'll make him. He'll be all "Oh hell."

And then he'll probably try to run.

But I've got a bike. And a nun.

Don't ask about her.

Or about her fur.

Long story.

Quite gory.

[Sahaqiel 1232]

I was once a treehouse

I lived in a cake

But he never saw the way

The orange slayed the rake

[Arcane 12]

Hey guys.

We need to get our act together.

Let's rap.

Forever and ever.

[Max 10]

sup min

howya been?

like gin?

and tonic?

robotic?

tectonic?

hydrolics are really awesome on a car.

shoot far

for the stars.

proudly wear your scars

as you pass mars.

good bro

giving a yo

to yo

ho.

[pheonix561 2080]

fo sho.

but, no.

I have no ho.

its no an issue.

no need for tissue.

Ill kiss you!!!

just kidding.

or am I?

no, I am.

I am sam.

green eggs and ham gon'

have some fun.

haha I have no Idea what I'm talking about

[Arcane 12]

Eggs, you say?

Scrambled? Scrabbled?

And Ham?

Beaten or brambled?

Green ones you say?

Because they were there since the eighth of May?

[Max 10]

yo bro, phoenix,

me either.

like a beaver

who is eager

that doesn't even rhyme.

[Arcane 12]

I very much agree with that.

With the bro part, I mean.

Now where on Earth is that cat?

I need to go and make sure it's clean.

[Sahaqiel 1232]

This thread was destined since the get-go

To keep going as a speed sixty times the speed of Slowbro

Which is pretty fast, I must say

It surpasses Electrode, in every way.

Just so you bros know,

Electrode was the fastest since Arceus,

You know, that ultra-uber Pokemon that-- holy gosh Firefox's dictionary recognizes Pokemon.

I think I should just make my point since that just happened.

Yo, get Teto in here.

That's all.

[Arcane 12]

Teto, I summon thee.

Allah-allah-calaree!

Doo-doo-dooot-diddly!

TINGLE-TINGLE-KALOOM-LIMPAH!

[Road 0]

Honest to goodness,

You're just so involved in this

I'd hoped you'd tire by now

But nevermind that

Let's just have a wee chat

And let it not change to a row.

[Arcane 12]

So how are you?

I hope you're not blue.

Or have swine flu.

Or are secretly Winnie the Pooh.

[Sahaqiel 1232]

Swine flu? Surely you jest,

For this is a remedy that is no doubt, the best

Do not smudge his name with blush,

Instead get your friend a swine flu plush.

[Duke Abercrombie 0]

Um

Poppies are red,

Bluebells are blue,

I love the veterans

And so should you.

(it was something for Remembrance Day project that I had to do)

[Arcane 12]

Haha. Those are great.

I imagine a couple on a date

And they're in bed and such,

and the guy gives her the herpes plush. xD