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[Chase 390]

did plastic surgery on Mario!...

[Sacred_Empath 3]

then mario woke up looking like Peach so he decided to..........

[The Minish Link 1]

then mario woke up looking like Peach so he decided to..........

Commit suicide. Poor Dr.Mario. Now bowser has tooken over the Mushroom kingdom. But all was not lost...for....

[Ganny 285]

Mr Game and Watch flew over the horizon and DEFEATED BOWSER!!! Then...

[Sacred_Empath 3]

link came and uses a metal cap to..........

[Ganny 285]

Kill Game & Watch in all his simplistic glory. So sad. But Game & Watch is AVENGED because....

[Sacred_Empath 3]

donkey kong comes out and gets really angry at link, so he ............

[The Minish Link 1]

donkey kong comes out and gets really angry at link, so he ............

Blasted Link Away with a Super Scope. But then Pit Enters the Fray....meaning that.....

[Sacred_Empath 3]

IT HAS BEGUN......the BRAWL has started................

[LoZ:aLttP 0]

wario came and did his....

[Torch74 0]

"Stuff" which lead to mass destruction of all things good except.... Super Cheese.... no wait thats got nothing to do with ssb

so then wario was mad cause he didnt have any one to play with so he revived everyone using some stupid coin crap but it made them all zombies even tho it they didnt know it. this is why some of them sometimes found themselves eating away at other people and they sometines found themselves at the S** bank where hookers attacked people s**ually unless they had eaten some Super Cheese which gave the eater... ( i feel bad for the poor saps who read all this junk )

[The Minish Link 1]

"Stuff" which lead to mass destruction of all things good except.... Super Cheese.... no wait thats got nothing to do with ssb

so then wario was mad cause he didnt have any one to play with so he revived everyone using some stupid coin crap but it made them all zombies even tho it they didnt know it. this is why some of them sometimes found themselves eating away at other people and they sometines found themselves at the S** bank where hookers attacked people s**ually unless they had eaten some Super Cheese which gave the eater... ( i feel bad for the poor saps who read all this junk )

Diarea. Wario Quickly rushed out of Hooters. There he found two new opponents: Sonic the hedgehog and Sora From Kingdom Hearts....But then Kirby came in and used his vast forms to......

[Torch74 0]

swallow sora and sonic but they got stuck somewhere on the digestive track and Kirby got a bellyache thus leaving him paralyzed and unpoised for warios attack when.... ( did you read the whole thing???)

[Dusty 0]

roy came and slashed his head of after which...

[Torch74 0]

kirby thanked roy becoming ever grateful and deciding to become roy's eternal servant until he was mysteriously murdered by snake who clumsily left clues that he killed kirbyand then got sent to the brink by..........