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When I noticed this my mind was blown.

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KIDNEY STONES, FINELY GROUND AND FROZEN

YOU JUST PASSED UP A PERFECTLY GOOD JOKE ABOUT SPERM.

YOU ARE NOT MY FRIEND ANYMORE.

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WELL I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY SPERM BECAUSE IF RAIN IS PISS THEN OBVIOUSLY IT MEANS GOD OR WHATEVER HIGHER DEITY IS PISSING ON US SO SPERM WOULD PROBABLY BE WORSE BECAUSE IT ONLY COMES IN WINTER WHEN JESUS WAS BORN SO THAT MEANS GOD IS JACKING OFF TO THE BIRTH OF HIS SON

I WAS TRYING TO KEEP IT COOL

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I'M GETTING A HEADACHE FROM ALL THIS YELLING

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WELL I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY SPERM BECAUSE IF RAIN IS PISS THEN OBVIOUSLY IT MEANS GOD OR WHATEVER HIGHER DEITY IS PISSING ON US SO SPERM WOULD PROBABLY BE WORSE BECAUSE IT ONLY COMES IN WINTER WHEN JESUS WAS BORN SO THAT MEANS GOD IS JACKING OFF TO THE BIRTH OF HIS SON

I WAS TRYING TO KEEP IT COOL

HOW ELSE WOULD MARY GET PRGNANT IF GOD WASN'T UP THERE FAPPING AWAY DURING SPRING.

THAT WAS A WEIRD YEAR.

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YEAH I GUESS YOUR RIGHT THAT DOES MAKE SENSE

BUT THEN WHY ARENT THERE LIKE A GAZILLION JESUSES

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MARY WAS THE ONLY ONE DOING A HANDSTAND AT THE TIME.

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I LOL AT AETHIX'S REACTION

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AWESOME I DIDNT KNOW MARY KNEW HOW TO DO HANDSTANDS

WHAT THE HELL WHY DOESNT THE BIBLE TEACH US THIS

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YUP. WHEN I SAW HER DOING IT I WAS ALL LIKE 'HOLY MOTHER OF GOD'.

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AND THEN GOD WAS ALL LIKE HEY THATS A GOOD IDEA

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THEN HE COMMISSIONED SOME GUY TO FOLLOW THEM AND WRITE A BOOK ON IT AND WAS ALL LIKE 'YEAH, THE JEWS LIKE FAN-FICTIONS'.

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BUT WOULDN'T THAT BE LIKE PARADOX INCEST?

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NO KUZ GOD AND MARY WERENT RELATED

PROBABLY

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BUT JESUS WAS GOD.

SO GOD IS HIS OWN FATHER.

SO YEAH JESUS IS JUST THE SECOND REGENERATION OF GOD.

DR WHO IS A GOOD SHOW.

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