If a tree falls and...

[Grandmaster Phoenix 26]

The idea of this game is to finish the question with something witty and/or funny. You also must answer the above question.

Example post:

No.

If a tree falls and hits a mime, does anyone care?

[Teto 2609]

If a tree falls and crushes a log cabin, is it a murderer?

[Chase 390]

If a woman screams rape, but the sound is muffled by a pillow, is it still rape?

[Grandmaster Phoenix 26]

If a woman screams rape, but the sound is muffled by a pillow, is it still rape?

Goddammit Lionheart. Make a joke about rape, and not play the game properly?

You didn't even answer Teto's post.

[Teto 2609]

If a woman screams rape, but the sound is muffled by a pillow, is it still rape?

This is still in debate.

If a tree falls and nobody is around to see it, will the hippies still cry?

[pheonix561 2080]

yes.

but if the hippies fall and no one is around to see it, will the trees still cry?

[Teto 2609]

No.

If this thread falls and no one is around to revive it, will you care?

[Chase 390]

I'm sorry GP, would you rather I said "child"?

Pedobear is pleased.

[Teto 2609]

If Lionheart fails to comply to the thread rules and screws it up, does he admit is problem and correct himself?

[Arcane 12]

If a tree falls and crushes an Aryan, will GMP cry?

Just kidding, bro. (:

[pheonix561 2080]

If a bro kids and arcanelord is tree to aryan it, will gmp just?

[Chase 390]

I WILL DERAIL THIS THREAD IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE!

Plus, like, our post count doesn't even rise here GP. Don't be so anal.

[Grandmaster Phoenix 26]

If a tree falls and hits a rock, is Lionheart still a prick?

[Chase 390]

Hey hey hey.

No, Lionheart is just trying to have a little fun. Lighten up, broski.

If a tree falls and hits a rock, is GP still oversensitive?

[Sahaqiel 1232]

Only if the rock was born yesterday.

If space debris or a large asteroid were traveling at 0 meters per second in the vacuum of space, and a large celestial body about the size of Earth travels towards it at .2 meters per second, and the asteroid gets caught in its gravitational field, thus making the asteroid gain extremely large amounts of kinetic energy, even though it didn't have any kinetic energy before and the Earth sized mass was traveling at a speed much lower than the end velocity of the asteroid, does that mean that gravity has been violating the law of conservation of energy?