If a tree falls and...

[pheonix561 2080]

no, because Im pretty sure theres no such thing as absolute zero kinetic energy.

is a cellphone hits a diaper, does miley cyrus suck as an artist?

[Chase 390]

Always. E=MC, where E=Cellphone hitting a diaper and MC= Miley Cyrus sucking

If a baby eats a lamp, does he turn into a genie?

[Sahaqiel 1232]

Yes, but it's a baby genie, so you'll have to use babyspeak or get the baby's interpretation of the closest thing he heard to it, which is normally totally not anything you intended to tell him.

If I smack a baby in the face with no-tear shampoo, does it create a beautiful irony?

[Xylobe 0]

It depends if by abstinence you mean a vow of virginity or grated swiss cheese.

If a tree falls on a hippie, did Dick Cheney still screw up the Middle East?

[pheonix561 2080]

yeah, hes gotta screw up somebody, and if hippies are dead...

If a tree falls on Dick Cheney, do hippies still screw up the middle east?

[Xylobe 0]

If this dude ^ wants to be a d*ck to ADR, does anyone care?

[Grandmaster Phoenix 26]

No, because we all know that he fails at life and everything. ("he" being discharge.com)

If a tree falls, and it doesnt have Lifealert, what does it do?

[Xylobe 0]

dies a slow, agonizing death.

If a tree falls and it doesn't make a sound, can it still kill a bear if it lands on one?

[zeldafreak_ctp]

no, then there'd be noise

if an elf falls from the sky, is it good luck?

[Arcane 12]

No. It's sad. ):

If a tree falls down and Chuck Norris is there to hear it, does it dare make a sound?

[ZuZu 10]

Similarly, Discharge, if a troll is banned from the site, will anyone be sad?

That was rhetorical. I think we all know the answer already

[Arcane 12]

I see what you there. o:

[Hideki 0]

If a tree falls and crushes a woman what the puppy was a tree doing in the kitchen?

[pheonix561 2080]

IT WAS JUST TRYING TO BE HELPFUL GOSH

if my knee hurts what does it have to do with a tree falling in a forest?

[Hideki 0]

You got a splinter