Your Orientation

[Shadowknight 54]

Heterosexual.

[pheonix561 2080]

Also, so that it is know, I totally dig crossdressing guys too.

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God damn they make everything difficult.

your damn right they do. explain this to me in detail.

[Jareddude 62]

I'm a homosexual:embarrassed:

[Aethix 129]

I seem to recall hearing about a story about a man who had sex with a picnic table.

[ZuZu 10]

yeah it was pretty embarrasing for me at the time.

Nah, not sure where it was and it could just be a rumour but did you hear about that guy that went to a nudist pool on a really hot day, jumped in the pool to cool down, got out and layed down on one of those adjustable poolside chairs benches with the slits in them, and fell asleep. Upon waking up he realised his testicles had gone through one of the gaps between the chair and were now stuck - they had shrunken in the cool water and then expanded in the heat outside. Had to get the fire crew to help him get out.

[Padraig! 103]

That. Is. Awesome.

Maybe you could stick your rooster in a slit if it was really wide, and then get an erection, and see if it gets stuck, like that.

[Roc 8]

That would hurt. I can picture the pain.

[Teto 2609]

You were there, Crocodile.

You were him.

[Chase 390]

It happened to one dude, he stuck his penis in a bottle and then got an erection. Had to go to the emergency room.

[Roc 8]

You were there, Crocodile.

You were him.

Ah, so you've been tracking me down?

[Teto 2609]

It happened to one dude, he stuck his penis in a bottle and then got an erection. Had to go to the emergency room.

Too bad they don't use hammers in hospitals anymore.

[Roc 8]

Too bad they don't use hammers in hospitals anymore.

That makes me wonder if it was a glass bottle, or a plastic bottle. D:

[Hare Krishna 0]

I chose pan sexual even though I've only ever loved woman.

I just like the idea lol

[pheonix561 2080]

so chameleon is attracted to tables?

so whats a promiscuous table like?

[Chameleon 0]

Table skirts.

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