YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME TODAY

[FreckleFart 0]

You aren't going to believe this, but whatever. I woke up this morning to see some guy staring at me through my window!

Just as he saw me looking at him, he began to run. I started chasing him, but not before grabbing my baseball bat. Out the front door, down the street, up the hill... He was leading me into the dense forest that surrounds my neighborhood. Eventually, I had chased him so deep into the trees that I had lost all sense of direction.

Lost and without any means of contact with my family, I charged at the stranger, bat in hand.

The man stopped running, and turned around, just in time to see the heavy piece of wood collide with his skull. He screamed and fell to the ground.

Game enough to continue hitting him, I landed multiple blows on his stomach, arms and legs. To my surprise, he began laughing. "What's so funny, faggot?" I yelled, still hitting him. Then he spoke. "Read the first word of every paragraph!" he cackled.

[Arcane 12]

D:

[なべ 184]

I approve of this thread.

[Ammonsa 308]

I lost the game.

[pheonix561 2080]

DAMN YOUUUU

[ZuZu 10]

lame.

[TrueNinja2 0]

I believed it until you said you started chasing him. That was when I quit reading. Then I saw what you said at the end, good thing I don't play the game. |D

[FreckleFart 0]

I believed it until you said you started chasing him. That was when I quit reading. Then I saw what you said at the end, good thing I don't play the game. |D

Rules

There are three rules to The Game:

1. Everyone in the world is playing The Game. (Sometimes narrowed to: "Everybody in the world who knows about The Game is playing The Game", or alternatively, "You are always playing The Game.")
2. Whenever one thinks about The Game, one loses.
3. Losses must be announced to at least one person (either by using a statement such as "I lost The Game" or by alternative means).

Rule one newfag.

[Kitsune 0]

Yes, but if everybody in the world is playing the game, then we have already established that those already deceased has already won the game.

Playing the game is therefor pointless.

[Michael 290]

UGH

[Ammonsa 308]

Alt Text: I'm as surprised as you! I didn't think it was possible.

Oh yeahhhhhhh.

[Padraig! 103]

/b/ copy pasta

[ZuZu 10]

Uh huh. just like all the other threads.

how about some OC? or simply something that doesnt revolve around /b/?

[Teto 2609]

Sahaqiel is the only one here with OC.

[Adr990 2]

Nice story I must admit.

But of course, you can't expect someone to believe it.