D.U.M.B

[Marquis 9]

Welcome To the Deceiving Unchallenged Modern Brigade!

we hope you enjoy your stay.
The only way in is to be tough enough to keep up.
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ATTENTION! To stop the noise, just turn off the sound and it will stay that way everytime you open the page.[/b]

Leader:
The Goblin

Co-Leader:


Members:

[Jo-Bengt 0]

Deceiving Unchallenged has been Challenged.

[Marquis 9]

you know.... if i'm not mistaken, i'd say your challenging me!

[Jo-Bengt 0]

I'd say you're not mistaken.

[Young Link Addict 67]

*Appears out of nowhere.* Draugen attack! [img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/runescape/images/9/9c/Draugen.png[/img] *Disappears*

[Jo-Bengt 0]

That wasn't the Draugen I was talking about, but it'll do.

Goblin, know that we have a weapon stronger than anything you could possibly imagine. Stand down.

[Aethix 129]

Now you must change your name to D.C.M.B. Which does not spell anything.

We have taken your vowels. Soon we will take your souls.

[Young Link Addict 67]

Oh well it was the first thing that showed up.

[Jo-Bengt 0]

You have been warned.

[Young Link Addict 67]

Dragons attack every D.U.M.B. vehicle by flashing your headlights in the vehicles' rear-view-mirrors, but leave ours alone. Got it? Good. Now go! Jo's orders.

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[Jo-Bengt 0]

Goblin. I'm calling you out. What are you going to do, now? Will you heed our warning, or will you cling to your Brigade?
Know that you're one of the few lucky ones to get a warning. Don't test me. There's no need for this, just give in to our evil.

If not, then I'll have to unleash our weapon.

Also, you have two days to respond.

[Marquis 9]

hhhmmm..... i will accept your truce..... for now....

of course, i'll tell you when i attack.

should it be: ATTAAAAAAAAAAACK!>$@%?!

or maybe: We will not attack.... ATTAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!

or most likely: We will not attack!

THEN WE ATTACK YOU! GWAHAHHAHAHA! YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING!

[Aethix 129]

I warned you. You did not listen to me. Well, perk up your ears, and kiss them goodbye.


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfHah9s6BWE&autoplay=1[/media]


I can do much worse, you know. Let this be a lesson to you.

[Marquis 9]

Wow.... that was the suckiest thing i've ever seen

[Jo-Bengt 0]

Chapter 1.

AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ewnot in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story andspelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!

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Himy name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebonyblack hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tipsthat reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lotof people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she isget da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish Iwas because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth arestraight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I goto a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventhyear (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wearmostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. Forexample today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around itand a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. Iwas wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and redeye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and rainingso there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of prepsstared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

“Hey Ebony!