yo moma jokes

[#1zeldafan 0]

yo momas so stupid she chucked a rock at the ground and missed!

[Chase 390]

...your mother.

[Max 10]

That's what your mom said last night

[T1g 1503]

Your Mother is so fat, she won a marathon because someone dropped a Twinky at the finish line.

[Xylobe 0]

Your momma's so hairy, the only language she speaks is Wookie!

Oops, hold on.

Your momma's so hairy, the only language she speaks is Wookie Italian!

Fix'd.

[pheonix561 2080]

yo mamas so ugly when she dies they're donating her body to science fiction.

[#1zeldafan 0]

yo momas so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff

[pheonix561 2080]

that works, zeldafan. look up chickens sometime.

[True Gamer 19]

Your mom. That's a joke in itself.

Your mother's so fat, she uses two treadmills. One for each leg.

[Linkprow 42]

Your mamas so stupid she thought 1+1=2

[SilverAlchemic 355]

Yo momma's so stupid she went to Bangkok to buy a TIE fighter!

[Arachne 25]

Yo momma's so old her social security number is 1.

[atlasmist radiofreak 0]

your mommas so stupid she spent 20 minutes staring at an orange juice box just because it said concentrate

[#1zeldafan 0]

your momma's so stupid she threw the pin instead of the grenade.

[Gabs 0]

Yo momma so stupid I told her to do the robot and now R2D2 has herpes.