narutogirl

[Sahaqiel 1232]

I woke up on the floor again. There was blood on the ground and I couldn't see out of my left eye. I smelled alcohol. Sitting in a recliner a few feet away from me was my foster father, who adobted me when I was four. In his left hand was liquor. In his right, a belt and a television remote.

"Worthless bitch. Get up." he said with a slur.

I tried to lift myself up off the ground, but my legs failed me. They were bruised and sore from my father's persistent kicking. I couldn't refuse him anymore, but his terms were so cruel.

Getting impatient, Father stood up, wearing a wifebeater with jeans that were sagging low to the ground, since he was holding his belt. He walked over to where I was on the floor and picked me up by the hair.

"Do you understand? I'm going to beat the hell out of you if you don't listen to me."

I squirmed, thinking I should resist, but I thought twice and decided it wasn't a good idea. Father threw me down on the sofa and looked at me with an animal expression. Without turning around, he pointed his remote at the TV and turned it on. Sounds of physical exertion met her ears. There was a lot of groaning and yelling.

"You're going to watch, and you're going to hate it. But if you stop, I'll beat you silly again."

I wanted to avert my eyes so badly, but I just couldn't. The bruises reminded me of what happens when I do that. I turned to face the screen, and almost threw up. There was a blond boy on the screen clothed in an orange jumpsuit. As if the Gods of Bad Timing knew this would happen, this was the precise moment the boy aimed his thumb at me, viewing from the sofa, and said in a boyish voice of self confidence, "Believe it!"

A squeak of pain leaked from between my teeth. No. I couldn't believe it. How could anyone believe it? I couldn't take it anymore, and made a run for the door.

"Hey, you whore, get back here and watch Naruto!"

As I reached the kitchen, I bumped into someone standing in the doorway. It was my foster mother. She looked at me with disgust and slapped me across the face, then kneed me in the chest.

I lie on the ground, crying. They took me to my room, and locked the door. Inside was a television playing all of Naruto Shippuden and the fillers of Naruto. All its control buttons had been completely removed and destroyed. The socket the TV was plugged into was in a lockbox. I couldn't get to it. I couldn't stop it. I lie trembling on my bed, crying softly into my pillow. Yelling from outside my door made me wince.

"Now stay in your room! And you better be watching Naruto!" my father's voice threatened.

He punched the door and I winced again. Why did this have to happen to me?

I boarded the computer in my room that my parents foolishly provided to me. I go by narutogirl on the internet. Naruto and pain are all I know. I don't even have a name.

"I DON'T HEAR YOU WATCHING NARUTO IN THERE. I'LL GET THE BELT!"

I cried onto my keyboard. I couldn't watch any other anime because I'm forced to watch Naruto. I have internet access but an unknown force keeps me from better anime. All I can do is watch porn or Naruto.

This is my everyday life.

Believe it.

So a brave user named narutogirl in the chat recently joined. She says that Naruto is awesome, but we tell her to watch better anime. She says she can't, because of child abuse, since she is adobted. She is forced to watch Naruto, or she'll be beaten. She already watches porn on the internet, but she can't watch better anime on the internet because her parents won't allow her. She also hates Naruto because of it. This is her story.

[18:53] <&Sahaqiel> NARUTOGIRL

[18:53] <&Sahaqiel> MAKE SMARTER CHOICES

[18:53] <+narutogirl> hmm?

[18:53] <+narutogirl> like wut?

[18:54] <&Sahaqiel> Like watch something better than Naruto.

[18:54] <+narutogirl> y?

[18:54] <+narutogirl> its awesome~

[18:54] <&Sahaqiel> There are much better things, narutogirl

I PM her my whole anime list.

[18:54] <+narutogirl> no ty

[18:55] <+narutogirl> i'll stick wif naruto

[18:55] <+shinohobo> but

[18:55] <+shinohobo> IT NEVER ENDS

[18:55] <+narutogirl> yesh?

[18:55] <&Sahaqiel> narutogirl

[18:55] <+narutogirl> who r u 2 say i should quit Naruto?

[18:56] <+narutogirl> its the only show i can reely watch

[18:56] <&Sahaqiel> narutogirl

[18:56] <&Sahaqiel> You have the INTERNET.

[18:56] <&Sahaqiel> You can watch ANYTHING.

[18:56] <+shinohobo> I'll stick with my boner

[18:56] <&Sahaqiel> Even PORNOGRAPHY

[18:56] <&Sahaqiel> Though I know you already do that.

[18:56] <+narutogirl> yesh

[18:57] <+narutogirl> i can only watch Naruto

[18:57] <&Sahaqiel> You can watch anything on the internet, Narutogirl.

[18:57] <&Sahaqiel> Anything.

[18:57] <+narutogirl> cant

[18:57] <+narutogirl> i can barely chat on this site

[19:00] <+narutogirl> look i cant watch any other show then naruto

[19:00] <@Kimmy> naruto, why can't you?

[19:00] <+narutogirl> ....

[19:00] <@Kimmy> do you hate all the other shows? are you not allowed to?

[19:00] <+narutogirl> ch-ild abuse

[19:00] <+shinohobo> ...

[19:00] <@Kimmy> why can't you watch any other show

[19:00] <+shinohobo> what?

[19:00] <+narutogirl> child abuse

[19:00] <&Sahaqiel> Um.

[19:00] <+Double45> YOU'LL GET CHILD ABUSED IF YOU DONT WATCH NARUTO?

[19:00] <+narutogirl> yehs

[19:00] <+narutogirl> yesh

[19:00] <&Sahaqiel> I doubt you are abused.

[19:00] <@Kimmy> I hope you're not serious because I am laughing pretty hard.

[19:00] <+Double45> AND IF YOU WATCH LIKE DRAGONBALL Z YOU'LL BE SMACKED

[19:01] <+narutogirl> ]=

[19:01] <&Sahaqiel> Yeah even if she is serious kimz.

[19:01] <&Sahaqiel> I would find this humorous.

[19:01] <&Sahaqiel> If a bit unusual.

[19:01] <+shinohobo> Double. DBZ was like all of my childhood.

[19:01] <+narutogirl> im child abused

[19:01] <+shinohobo> I hate you.

[19:01] <+Double45> i love DBZ

[19:01] <&Sahaqiel> I am somewhat ashamed of watching DBZ.

[19:01] <+shinohobo> ng how are you abused for not watching naruto?

[19:01] <+narutogirl> i am child abused

[19:02] <&Sahaqiel> I think she just doesn't want to watch better things because she's too much of a fangirl.

[19:02] <+shinohobo> <shinohobo>: ng how are you abused for not watching naruto?

[19:02] <+narutogirl> i am adobted

[19:02] <@Kimmy> ...

[19:02] <&Sahaqiel> If you are a child, I don't think you would need to put "child" in front of "abused".

[19:02] <+shinohobo> rofl

[19:02] <+narutogirl> and wen i first got adobted

[19:02] <@Kimmy> I am also adopted, but I don't have to watch Naruto for fear of being abused.

[19:02] <+narutogirl> they asked wut show i hate the most

[19:02] <@Kimmy> naruto, do not fake being abused.

[19:02] <+Double45> <+narutogirl> i am adobted

[19:02] <+narutogirl> and i said naruto

[19:02] <+Double45> <+narutogirl> and wen i first got adobted

[19:03] <+Double45> so i is adobted, but im NOT adopted

[19:03] <+narutogirl> so they force me to watch naruto

[19:03] <&Sahaqiel> I just facepalmed IRL.

[19:03] <&Sahaqiel> Like for serious.

[19:03] <+Double45> lol

[19:03] <+narutogirl> and the abuse me

[19:03] <+narutogirl> they hit me pretty hard

[19:03] <+shinohobo> I'm lolling

[19:03] <+Figurehead> narutogirl

[19:03] <+Figurehead> did they ever like

[19:03] <+Figurehead> touch you

[19:03] <+narutogirl> nods

[19:03] <+shinohobo> in your vagina

[19:03] <+Figurehead> or put peanut butter on you and have a dog lick it off

[19:04] <&Sahaqiel> Why would you name yuorself over something that you've been abused over?

[19:04] <&Sahaqiel> OH HEY

[19:04] <+Double45> because she is LYING

[19:04] <+narutogirl> forced

[19:04] <&Sahaqiel> I'M GOING TO NAME MYSELF INCESTUALLYRAPEDGIRL

[19:04] <+narutogirl> FORCED~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[19:04] * Sahaqiel sets mode: -v narutogirl

[19:04] <&Sahaqiel> I'm sorry

[19:04] <+Figurehead> Have you ever seen an erect cock

[19:04] <&Sahaqiel> You're hilarious, really

[19:04] <&Sahaqiel> But :|

[19:04] <+Double45> lol

[19:04] <narutogirl> ]+

[19:04] <narutogirl> ]=

[19:04] * +shinohobo ILOVEITWHENDADDYWITSME

[19:04] <&Sahaqiel> I'mma get you b&

[19:04] <narutogirl> ITS NOT FUNNY

[19:05] <narutogirl> ive been aused sence i was 4

[19:05] <+Double45> lLOLOLOLOL

[19:05] <&Sahaqiel> SIT DOWN AND WATCH NARUTO

[19:05] <&Sahaqiel> I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL BEAT THE HELL OTUTA' YOU

[19:05] <+shinohobo> narutogirl you haven't defined 'abuse'

[19:05] <narutogirl> i have to cover up my bruises so i dont get caught

[19:05] <narutogirl> me?

[19:05] <narutogirl> y me?

[19:05] <&Sahaqiel> No, I am making fun of you.

[19:05] <&Sahaqiel> GO TO YOUR ROOM AND WATCH NARUTO BEFORE I GET THE BELT

[19:06] <+shinohobo> narutogirl you are a comedian.

[19:06] <narutogirl> TEEN ABUSED?

[19:06] <+Double45> i just found it funny

[19:06] <&Sahaqiel> NO

[19:06] <&Sahaqiel> YOU SAY

[19:06] <&Sahaqiel> I'M ABUSED

[19:06] <narutogirl> y is it funny?

[19:06] <&Sahaqiel> Because you're a dirty liar.

[19:06] <+shinohobo> ^

[19:06] <&Sahaqiel> And you suck at lying.

[19:06] <+Double45> she is abused by here adobtive parents

[19:06] <narutogirl> some one to whip u each day

[19:06] <+Double45> but her adoptive parents let her watch anything

[19:06] <narutogirl> have to beg and be nice so u dont get one whipping 2night?

[19:06] <+Double45> but adobtive ones dont

[19:07] <&Sahaqiel> WHICH ONE DO YOU CHOOSE

[19:07] <&Sahaqiel> A BEATING OR NARUTO

[19:07] <+shinohobo> My father beat me until he moved out on us but it wasn't because he wanted me to watch dragon ball z.

[19:07] <@Kimmy> But you know, I have never been abused with anime.

[19:07] <+Double45> lol

[19:07] <@Kimmy> So I mean, I have it pretty easy.

[19:07] <&Sahaqiel> Obviously you watch Naruto.

[19:07] <&Sahaqiel> So you aren't being beaten.

[19:07] <&Sahaqiel> Because they force you to watch Naruto.

[19:07] <+Figurehead> I consider that abuse

[19:07] <+Figurehead> Teehee

[19:07] <&Sahaqiel> I do too

[19:07] <narutogirl> yesh and i hate every second of it

[19:07] <+Figurehead> lame

[19:07] <&Sahaqiel> wtf

[19:07] <&Sahaqiel> Why name yourself narutogirl.

[19:07] <+Double45> lol

[19:07] <@Kimmy> what do you consider abuse figurehead

[19:07] <narutogirl> HERES THE STORY LINE

[19:08] <+Double45> BECAUSE SHE IS FORCED TOO

[19:08] <+shinohobo> oh fucking god my laughter I cannot contain it

[19:08] <&Sahaqiel> Naruto.

[19:08] <narutogirl> yesh?

[19:08] <+Double45> do they ever touch you

[19:08] <+Double45>

[19:08] <narutogirl> yesh

[19:08] <&Sahaqiel> I'm going to make fan fiction of you, narutogirl.

[19:08] <+shinohobo> YES

[19:08] <narutogirl> its scaring for life

[19:08] <&Sahaqiel> About a girl who is abused if she doesn't watch Naruto.

[19:09] <+shinohobo> narutogirl, I'm actually your dad, and I'm going to beat you right now for telling these people that I beat you.

[19:09] <+shinohobo> I'm coming up to your room right now.

[19:10] <+Figurehead> wait

[19:10] <+Figurehead> put the extension cord in the oven first

[19:10] <+Figurehead> then go up to her room

[19:10] <+Figurehead> and apply

[19:10] <narutogirl> -locks door-

[19:10] <+Figurehead> Do you think roleplay can stop him?

[19:10] <+Double45> hey

[19:10] <+Figurehead> He's fucking drunk

[19:10] <+Double45> your parents have to have a key

[19:10] <+Double45> THEY HAVE TOO

[19:10] <narutogirl> =.=

[19:10] <+Double45> TO MAKE SURE YOUR WATCHING NARUTO

[19:10] <narutogirl> EH EH

[19:10] <+Figurehead> His cock is nearly bursting from his underwear

[19:11] <narutogirl> i ran away last night

[19:11] <+Double45> YOUR STORY HAS SO MANY LOOPHOLES

[19:11] <&Sahaqiel> "I woke up on the floor again. There was blood on the ground and I couldn't see out of my left eye. I smelled alcohol. Sitting in a recliner a few feet away from me was my foster father, who adobted me when I was four. In his left hand was liquor. In his right, a belt and a television remote."

[19:11] <+shinohobo> UNLOCK THE DOOR RIGHT NOW OR I'LL GIVE YOU 10 extra seconds of BELT

[19:11] <+Double45> lol

[19:11] <narutogirl> no~

[19:11] <+Figurehead> is anyone else turned on

[19:11] <&Sahaqiel> lol

[19:12] <narutogirl> i aint opening up

[19:12] <+Figurehead> teehee

[19:12] <+Double45> lol

[19:12] <+Figurehead> double entendre

[19:12] <@Kimmy> I am so turned on

[19:12] <+Figurehead> maybe?

[19:12] <+shinohobo> I'm going to burn all your CDs...

[19:12] <+Double45> ha

[19:12] <@Kimmy> i'm sporting quite the boner

[19:12] <+Figurehead> lol

[19:12] <narutogirl> i dun HAVE ANY

[19:12] <+shinohobo> take your computer away...

[19:12] <narutogirl> SHIT

[19:12] <+shinohobo> and rape you...

[19:12] <narutogirl> =.=.

[19:12] <&Sahaqiel> ""Worthless *****. Get up." he said with a slur.

[19:12] <&Sahaqiel> I tried to lift myself up off the ground, but my legs failed me. They were bruised and sore from my father's persistent kicking. I couldn't refuse him anymore, but his terms were so cruel..."

[19:12] <narutogirl> GREAT WUT I NEED

[19:13] <+shinohobo> SAHA, WILL THE FANFIC HAVE A SEX SCENE

[19:13] <+shinohobo> PLEASE

[19:13] <&Nixtrix> ROFL

[19:13] <&Nixtrix> ROFL

[19:13] <&Nixtrix> ROFL

[19:13] <&Nixtrix> Sahaqiel

[19:13] <&Nixtrix> I

[19:13] <&Nixtrix> FUCKIN

[19:13] <&Nixtrix> G

[19:13] <&Nixtrix> LOVE

[19:13] <&Nixtrix> YOU

[19:13] <&Nixtrix> ROFL

[19:13] <&Sahaqiel>

[19:13] <narutogirl> I AINT OPENIGN UP

[19:13] <+Double45> GHAHAAHAHAHA

[19:13] <narutogirl> i will run away

[19:13] <narutogirl> AGAIN

[19:13] <+shinohobo> you can't run away if you're dead.

[19:14] <narutogirl> im not DEAD

[19:14] <narutogirl> ]=

[19:14] <narutogirl> u guysdont no

[19:14] <+shinohobo> not yet, but when I knock down the door I will kill you and fuck your corpse.

[19:14] <&Sahaqiel>

[19:14] <+Double45> necrophilia

[19:14] <narutogirl> quit messing wif me

[19:14] <+Double45> HEY

[19:14] <@Kimmy> quit messing "wif" us

[19:15] <+Double45> WHAT ABOUT YOUR SISTER

[19:15] <+Double45> DOES SHE HAVE TO WATCH NARUTO

[19:15] <narutogirl> leave me ALONE

[19:15] <narutogirl> yesh yesh she does

[19:15] <+Double45> lol

[19:15] <+Double45> omg no way

[19:15] <narutogirl> we hate it

[19:17] <narutogirl> dad's coming O MG

[19:17] <+shinohobo> continue

[19:17] <narutogirl> GTG

[19:17] * narutogirl ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)

[Double45 164]

LOL, thats just hilarious

The way you ended it with "Believe it." was epic.

[Aethix 129]

[misa 0]

WOOOw that was uhh interesting.

[A Jill Sandwich 0]

OMG!

I remember hearing that when I was 5.It scared the crap outta me!

Tom and Jerry was the Shit!

[pheonix561 2080]

So, wait, she's not serious is she?

[Kimmy 0]

So sad.

[Cirt 612]

lmao. I love it.

[Cascade 741]

Poor narutogirl... :c

[Sahaqiel 1232]

The moral of the story:

DIRTY LIAR

[Arcane 12]

That was pretty awesome.

[Sahaqiel 1232]

I added the whole conversation into the spoiler at the end.

Believe it.

[Ops 2]

Aww. I missed this entire conversation.

[Eka 387]

Its only once in a blue moon when you catch real gems like this.

This had me in tears from laughing. Bravo Saha and, of course, narutogirl. XD

[Jo-Bengt 0]

Awww... This is so sad... I just want to hold her close and say, "It'll be alright."

I bet she's cute, too...

/joke

Anyway, this was some funny shit.

Although, if I were to find that this sort of thing really happened IRL, I would probably sadface.

It'd be pretty awesome if she came back and admitted to actually hating Naruto/prefering other animes and turnd out to be one of the coolest people ever.

But wait, that sort of thing never happens.