What the Avatar above you is thinking

[Arcane 12]

"Hey! That Rogaine works wonders!"

[Chef Nonsense 0]

"And thus did the cosmic fire rain down upon the tiny village. It was no surprise that the small village huts would burn due to their poor materials (being that they are roofed with recycled legos and walled with Bisquick boxes.) And amidst all the frantic villagers running about and hailstorm of fire going on all around, The Fire itself couldn't help but think, "Did I turn the shower off before I left?" ... He didn't."

[Arcane 12]

"Oh man, I really hope that dude won't chop off my finger. That would frickin suck."

That made me smile, btw.

[Jo-Bengt 0]

BURN, BABY BURN! BURN, BABY BURN! DISCO INFERNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[Otis McNutt 395]

BURN, BABY BURN! BURN, BABY BURN! DISCO INFERNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Darth Vader! No I'm not Darth Vader take your autograph book and get lost kid!

[Arachne 25]

I feel more smug than Smuggy McSmuggerson.

[Ops 2]

"Help. I'm. Stuck. In. An. In. Fin. It. Loop."

[Chef Nonsense 0]

"Ah I love you all so much. Now if you would be so kind as to allow me to attach to your head and proceed with the life sapping."

[Hiro Protagonist 0]

My ring helps me to cook the best thing you have ever eaten.

[pheonix561 2080]

Sure, there's all kinds of crazy background shit going on. But I don't care. And you shouldn't either. Because the crazy background shit isn't real. in fact, I'm not even real. You're just on acid.

[Sahaqiel 1232]

I have something in my pocket for you.

[T1g 1503]

I HAS TRIFORCE!

[Vio Milanor 28]

"Yaaaaaaay, Explosions!"

[pheonix561 2080]

oh man, its soooo hot outside, I should take off alllllllll my clothes. I hope no one is looking! Oops! I just sat on a bicycle seat, with the seat removed! I hope no one is looking! Oh, man, I think I'll just suck on this popsicle stick I keep with me. Aw, its melting all over my face. So white and sticky.

I hop no one is looking!

[Vio Milanor 28]

"Thank goodness I've got a trenchcoat and I'm submerged in shadow, otherwise, fapping to pheonix's last remark would've been so much more difficult in broad daylight. Gotta be srs, srs fappin'."

... Like the contradicting aspects? <: