Posted 12 Feb 2007 If u've played L.O.N.R.S on Hyrule.net flash games and r stuck, here is a guide! First, head into the cave and meet the first (and only) boss. Just go to the plug and press SPACE to beat him. Get the lampshade. Head up the ladder and into town. Go north one screen, and again to meet a guard. He gives you money for a burger. Go to the well you came out of and head right. In the house a guy will trade the money for styling products (wife or gay? u decide!). Go to the Mcdonalds u passed and go inside. Give the styling products to samus for a happymeal toy. Go back to the well and head left 2 screens to find the graveyard. Give the toy to the guy by the vase to make him die (he wanted to?!?!?!) then press SPACE by the vase to take it. Then go 2 screens right to the well & give the vase to get a frog (???????). Go to macdonalds area and go left. Talk to snake from metal gear and give him the frog to get tiger face paints. Go 2 screens right and in the building. Talk to the kirby to get a taser. Go to well & go 1 screen left. Press SPACE by the sleeping guy 2 make him die & move. Go inside the house to collect the lightgun. Go 1 screen left 2 the graveyard & give the lightgun 2 the woman. Take the shovel. Go 2 the grave in front of the shovel and press SPACE 2 dig it up. Get the corpse. Go to the macdonalds 2 get a burger. Go to the guard, give him the burger, watch him die. Do cutsene. WOOOHOOO! So... much... funnyness Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Posted 13 Feb 2007 do you need to downlaod anything? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 13 Feb 2007 Saaaay... Can't you play this on Newgrounds.com as well? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 13 Feb 2007 Hah! I WAS right! This game IS played in newgrounds.com! I love it when I'm right... http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/253819 =O What if Dustin ... Nah... He wouldnt use it without permission... Would he? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 14 Feb 2007 I remember playing that game...*goes into flashback*...good times... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 14 Feb 2007 It was made by Legendary Frog who is an affiliate with newgrounds. Or at least, I think... You can find the videos on: undefined They are real good! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 17 Feb 2007 It's a fun time waster, but nothing more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 19 Feb 2007 lol i liked that game, i found it out like 2 years ago. it was a good 10 minute game Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 19 Feb 2007 I beat it in 4 minutes and 46 seconds here is the video of it. Video. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 18 Sep 2008 I played that game, and I have a question. Does the fact that I immediately figured out what the corpse was for make me a sick, twisted person? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 19 Sep 2008 Well, I did the same thing when I played it AGES ago... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites