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What is Your Porn Name?

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It sounds like a weird name, but yea, a real name.

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Dinner Adams.

I can explain: our fist pet was a shrimp, and he (she? it?) was named by my father. Who happened to be hungry at the time.

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Louis Johnson

My cat's named louie and I lived on Lindon B. Johnson Avenue. And another word for penis is Johnson so that works nicely.

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Dinner Adams.

I can explain: our fist pet was a shrimp, and he (she? it?) was named by my father. Who happened to be hungry at the time.

Its also because people love eating you.

Anyways, "Sierra Granvue."

Wait, that name actually sounds pretty badass.

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It sounds like a weird name, but yea, a real name.

I think it sounds like a porn name.

We should all change our forum names to our porn names; Hnet will be like, a massive porno :DDD

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Mandi Carrington.

Mandi was my chocolate lab's name ;;

God, what a plain porno name. I mean our hamster was Nickel, but Nickel Carrington sounds weird.

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I was gonna suggest a "Porn name day/week" but I was waiting for more people to post here.

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Kitty Elm.

Well.

Kitty certainly has a pornish ring to it, and Elm could warm up as a porn name.

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Monty Barklya.

Errr... right :/

I'm not sure which street I should put because I've moved houses so many times. 6 or 7, I think.

I only remember the last three though: Barklya, Sanctuary, and Crestwood. I was to young to remember the others.

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Watch out ladies, Leo Gonzales is in town ; )

Psst. He's got a huge dick

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On the Daily Show, they interviewed a man with a 13 or 14 inch penis.

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Hehe, That's a pretty good one.

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I was not brought up on a street.

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Molly Creek

Well...lol

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hmm. My house name, I'll take "Bridge" from that.

Needles Bridge.

SEXY

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