Bad Translator

[deleted234141 0]

Not so funny actually.

[Hiro Protagonist 0]

Original: I would like to inhale your moon pie dumplings.

Translation: "Sea and enema is God."

[captainyoshi 0]

Original text:

"IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!!!!"

...10 translations later we get:

"Mahjong Lazor that meet the OIML certificate Firin !!!!!"

This program of yours is neat

[pheonix561 2080]

Who's this new captain Yoshi character?

[deleted234141 0]

"Postman owns!"

...56 translations later we get:

"You want people to have?"

[real link 0]

original text: yo dawg, we heard you like cars so we put a car in your car so you can drive while you drive

50 translations later:I heard that the driver, Doug, you can fly

heres another one

originaltext:two sets of memories, one of those who have fallen, the other of those who will follow, two paths intertwinging forminga double heelix pushing towards tomorrow, that is tengan toppa, that is gurren laggan, mine is the drill, that creates the heavens!

50 translations later: The mouth of God heelik Guliiala fructose decreased slightly after two treatments, and pain during the night!

[Gabs 0]

"Do you like waffles? Yeah we like waffles! Do you like pancakes? Yeah we like pancakes! Do you like french toast? Yeah we like french toast! can't wait to get a mouthful!"

50 translations later we get:"I want to, but we love drugs! I want to, but we love drugs! Bam bam! Get in my mouth!"

[Eight-bit link 3]

Original: Some people are crazy.

56 translations later...

Some people are crazy.

I think I broke it.

[Eight-bit link 3]

"Boggis, Bunce and Bean. One fat, one short, one lean. Those three crooks, so different in looks, were all equally mean."

...56 translations later we get:

"Bogguzusupensu and communications programs, nerve or something. Tuesday was a very good thief."

[Neku 1]

"Could this be any worse than Google Translate?"

...56 translations later we get:"Google does not, or a better explanation."

Well, I think I've got my answer... one more for good luck?

"Make me a sandwich, woman."

...56 translations later we get:

"Girl sandwiches."

[LDGM 0]

pikachu, i choose you

this becomes

Superman III

[Ivo-goji 0]

Original text:

" "Then," said the Tiger, yawning frightfully, "please to get me about thirty pounds of tenderloin steak, cooked rare, with a peck of boiled potatoes on the side, and five gallons of ice-cream for dessert." "I--I'll do the best I can!" said Nanda, and she ran away as fast as she could go. "Are you so very hungry?" asked Dorothy, in wonder. "

...10 translations later we get:

""Ah," Tiger yawning concerned ". Please put the cooked potatoes and five ice cream in the country of about 30 pounds of cooked beef, cooked desserts Hill gallon - I can not be the best! "Nanda said, running as fast as possible." Glad? "Dorothy asked, amazed."

I could totally have revived DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE with this thing!

pikachu, i choose you

this becomes

Superman III

Evidently, Nintendo marketed the Pokemon franchise VERY differently in Arabic-speaking countries. Or Pikachu in fact translates as Superman in Arabic (makes you wonder, doesn't it?). How I choose you comes out as 'trio' in Catalan is anybodies' guess....

Original text:

"Tell me where is Gandalf, for I much desire to speak with him."

...56 translations later we get:

"Abudulai different members."