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That or he's gone power-mad. In which case we might have a revolution on our hands.

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I got banned for a joke also. Idk if permanent. Should a mostly-inactive IRC on a mostly-inactive Zelda site be banning users?

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If I type everything in Comic Sans will senpai notice me?

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Kind of veering off-topic, but I feel the need to share this because I found it hilarious and also Shrubs is okay with me telling you guys about this. Last night we were talking on the phone like at 2 in the morning, and it was one of those conversations where the subject matter is slightly on the sexy side of things. So I was kind of lacing my side of the conversation with flirts and statements deliberately designed to make him blush. Then again, like I said, it was sort of a raunchy conversation.

 

Anyways, there comes a point in the conversation where I use a rather obvious euphemism for "dick", mostly because I was trying to still be somewhat cute instead of just straight-up vulgar. And I wait for reaction nothing. Some variation of the following ensued:

 

Mo: " . . . So?"

Shrubs: "What?"

Mo: "No response to that last statement?"

Shrubs: "Uh... What was it, again?"

Mo: *repeats it*

Shrubs: "Uhm... I don't get it?"

Mo: "Think about it. I really don't want to have to spell it out." *repeats the statement, slower this time, emphasizing the euphemism for "dick" within*

Shrubs: "I still don't get it-"

Mo: "YOUR DICK. IS IT HARD RIGHT NOW. DOES THINKING ABOUT THAT GIVE YOU A BONER. THAT IS WHAT I AM ASKING."

Shrubs: *makes some sort of noise like a small, dying mammal* "OH GOD- eyuhh, uh... God I'm stupid. I'm sorry. I'm stupid. I am really, really stupid."

 

 

And this was another peek into the love life of Treemotan and DR. SHRUBBERY. He may be a dense dweeb, but he's my dense dweeb. 

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you two are the most adorablest :D

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He's the adorable one. I'm more like a spider armed with a machete. Shrubs = adorable puppy, Tree = spider with a machete.

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I dunno, you're pretty adorable yourself.

 

 

Also why don't I get a machete?

Edited by DR SHRUBBERY! (see edit history)

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You have a Thompson machine gun.

 

Ha. Ha. I'm hilarious.

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Ha ha that is my last name ha.

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See, it's destiny. Has your name on it.

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I got home from work today and started checking things like email, skype, facebook and etc when I get on twitter. I have a notification and learn that I am in the news:

 

http://saltlakecity.suntimes.com/slc-sports/university-utah-utes/7/141/38914/byu-utah-holy-war-rivalry/

Look for the handle @SirClud. That's me

 

It's funny regardless.

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No idea what you kids are on about but Zelda Dungeon is switching forum software which forces me to post with you nerds UGH

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Yeah man i will croquet your ass into submission. You think Charlie Brown had it bad when he played with Lucy?

 

I am going to knock your ball into puppying SPACE

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