You know you play too much Zelda when...

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Hee hee, I have to do this every time I find a Zelda forum...

You know you play too much Zelda when...

You traveled all around to find matching tunics in green, blue, and red, and you only wear those.

You think if you wear a blue tunic with iron-clad boots, you can run around in the ocean.

You think that wearing a red tunic grants you heat resistance...

Drinking milk from a bottle after 3 days in your pack suddenly sounds reasonable.

Your parents say it's time for dinner and you reply, "Yeah, just a minute, gotta find the Triforce first!"

You see a fat guy outside and remember your horrible encounter with Darunia.

You don't eat or sleep.

You like to randomly run into peoples' houses and break open their vases.

You think you can get wet and then step into a freezing environment without effect.

You've tried to craft your own Ocarina from a fist-sized blue rock.

You're disappointed when you walk into the temple of somebody else's religion that you don't find an alter for the emerald, ruby, and sapphire you stole from the jewelry shop ten minutes ago.

You wonder how come you get busted for carrying a sword around town.

You cut down bushes and look for little hearts when you fall down and scrape your knee.

You see a person in tight blue pants and bandages and yell "Hi Sheik!"

You tie a blue lightbulb on a wire to the back of your shirt and address it as Navi.

You wonder why the chickens just DIE when you hit them with your sword, instead of swarming and killing you.

You wonder why you can't kill some dude in black clothing with an arrow that has construction paper around it to look like light.

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when you ask what the rupee conversion rate is

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When you wonder why your horse chokes and doesn't go any faster when you feed it carrots.

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When you try to kill evry pig in town becuse you are afraid one of them is gannon!

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when you start throwing nuts at people to stun them

when you fit two stones together and think something good will happen.

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:D Has a girlfriend (or boyfriend) and you call them Zelda (or Link)...then she/he dumps cuz she/he says youre spending too much time playing N64 and not enough time with them.

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When you hit someone with a boomerang and wonder why they don't get stunned and why your boomerang

doesn't come back.

Why when you move after throwing your boomerang it doesn't follow you.

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:D Glad to see people are participating.

You expect a bird to come and take you somewhere when you play something on a fake Ocarina.

You get dumped by your girlfriend/boyfriend for repeatedly hitting with a plastic Master Sword and yelling "Die Ganondorf!!!"

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when you put up masks and start talking to stones

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when you start wearing bunny ears in sports.

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When you see a guy in green tights riding a red hot air balloon, then shoot him down and wonder why he doesn't offer to sell you a map.

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Why when you move after throwing your boomerang it doesn't follow you.

Actually, thrown the right way, they stil do come back to you.

off topic... Anyways

when you make a thread like this every time you find a zelda forum!

When your mom asks where your going with a sword and a shield you yell 'Mom, I have to go and save Princess Zelda!"

when you are accused or being insane for talking to a boat and it doesn't answer you back

when you listen to System of a down too many times that you make a play

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when you think evry lightbulb is a fairy

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you start going "YARRGGHH!!" when you jump off something and/or at something/someone

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when you try to play zelda's lulliby infront of a door and it dosn't open

when you try to grow a plant instantly to get up a ledge by putting a bean and water in the ground

when you go around trying to steal horses from ranches

when you drink milk from a bottle that you recently had a fish or a bug in

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