You know you play too much Zelda when...

[Gingerlink 2]

I do have an ocarina! but so far I can onl play saria's song,

zelda's lullaby, and epona's song

I can play all of them on the guitar

When you find a picture of Cheese and use paint to add "Police"... What? That's Zelda related, right?! RIGHT?!?

OK, on topic:: When you post 200+ posts on one night on a Zelda forum.

...That would be me and True Gamer?

yep

When you are mortally afraid of going near any raw or cooked chicken.

[Musicale Personna 0]

When all of your free time is spent:

1. On this site

2. Playing TP or any other Zelda game on any console

3. Playing SSBM as Link, Young Link, Zelda, or Ganondorf in the Hyrule Castle or Termina stadiums

I'm guilty of all of the above!

[Goron Merchant 1]

When you spend three hours looking for a decent picture of the Sheikah or the Garo and get frustrated because no one has a decent screenshot...

When you go and take your own screenshots because no one has a decent screenshot of a Sheikah or a Garo...

What?

I agree, finding a good pic of a Garo seems nearly impossible. I;ve tried too. You should try finding a screen of a Dead Hand.

[Ryu 7]

when you lose control when you don't play zelda and kill somebody(thats me i killed 56 people who are now in my closet)

[Farron 0]

When all of your free time is spent:

1. On this site

2. Playing TP or any other Zelda game on any console

3. Playing SSBM as Link, Young Link, Zelda, or Ganondorf in the Hyrule Castle or Termina stadiums

I'm guilty of all of the above!

'raises hand,letting everyone know that I also do that'

When you look for some grass shaped like a horseshoe and constantly play Epona's song on it and expect Epona to come running to you,or you get a brown horse with white hair and name it 'Epona' and get it addicted to Epona's song.

[Ryu 7]

when you can whistle every single zelda song

when you have 600 post on a zelda website

[swordplaymaster 0]

when you explode because you never go to the bathroom

[Link Player 0]

when you put your shield in front of you and the sword in back and wonder why orange phase (spin attack) doesn't come.

when you don't say words, you just say "hyeaa","huut", and "arah!"

when you paint a eye of truth around your eye. =Zoe=..... (=zoe= did that)

And last but not least, (for me on THIS post I'll probobly make more (= ) you know when you played too much Zelda when you know too much about when you played Zelda too much!

(Tell me if that doesn't make's since )

[Cindy 1]

Hee hee, I have to do this every time I find a Zelda forum...

You know you play too much Zelda when...

You traveled all around to find matching tunics in green, blue, and red, and you only wear those.

You think if you wear a blue tunic with iron-clad boots, you can run around in the ocean.

You think that wearing a red tunic grants you heat resistance...

Drinking milk from a bottle after 3 days in your pack suddenly sounds reasonable.

Your parents say it's time for dinner and you reply, "Yeah, just a minute, gotta find the Triforce first!"

You see a fat guy outside and remember your horrible encounter with Darunia.

You don't eat or sleep.

You like to randomly run into peoples' houses and break open their vases.

You think you can get wet and then step into a freezing environment without effect.

You've tried to craft your own Ocarina from a fist-sized blue rock.

You're disappointed when you walk into the temple of somebody else's religion that you don't find an alter for the emerald, ruby, and sapphire you stole from the jewelry shop ten minutes ago.

You wonder how come you get busted for carrying a sword around town.

You cut down bushes and look for little hearts when you fall down and scrape your knee.

You see a person in tight blue pants and bandages and yell "Hi Sheik!"

You tie a blue lightbulb on a wire to the back of your shirt and address it as Navi.

You wonder why the chickens just DIE when you hit them with your sword, instead of swarming and killing you.

You wonder why you can't kill some dude in black clothing with an arrow that has construction paper around it to look like light.

Add more, people!

You go into your living room, and start breaking vases looking for the faries

You go around town looking for the treasure chests

You ride your horse on the trail, and you wonder why your horse drops to the groug when you accidetly run into a tree

[Stormtrooper #7 0]

you jump off the top of a large cliff and expect to walk away fine

you wear blue clothes and iron boots thinking you can walk on the bottom of a lake for as log as you want

[Knuckle 484]

You know you play too much Zelda:

When you try to catch fish with a bottle and sell it.

When you poke butterflies with sticks and expect them to turn into fairies

When you visit your local graveyard at night to look for ghosts.

[Goron Merchant 1]

When you have 4000+ posts one a zelda website.

[=Zoe= 3]

when you paint a eye of truth around your eye. =Zoe=..... (=zoe= did that)

I added the eye with photoshop.

Still... I would say "when you add to your face some Zelda symbols with photoshop" and I'm guilty of this one.

When you make manuel things of Zelda

[True Gamer 19]

When you have more Rock/Metal music on your iPod than Zelda music, yet you keep hearing the zelda music over and over... That's me alright....

[Ganny 285]

When you've had a bad day and only one thing will make you feel better: Whispering "I am the hero," to yourself with fists clenched.

(No, not me in case you're wondering. I don't talk to myself. Nope, I never talk to myself, and I think people who do are strange...hmm what's that on the wall? That wasn't there before...Wow this topic is old...wait I'm talking to myself aren't I?)

(So no, I don't do that.) I swear that wasn't there before...