You know you play too much Zelda when...

[Twilight Rhiannon 0]

When your mother gets annoyed from you saying "Hey! Listen" all of the time, and all you can think of is how annoyed Link must have been of Navi.. and Tatl.

[Vadarth X 0]

When your mother gets annoyed from you saying "Hey! Listen" all of the time, and all you can think of is how annoyed Link must have been of Navi.. and Tatl.

Tatl didn't do that that much.

When everything you do is a way to get money.

[Young Link Addict 67]

You go to school and get PO'ed because they don't take rupees.

[Cat Girl 0]

When you yell at your dad for calling gorons sweet potato people.(Don't ask...)

[Vadarth X 0]

When you yell at your dad for calling gorons sweet potato people.(Don't ask...)

Interesting...I'll go see!

*Goes and tastes a Goron*

[Du5t1n 57]

when the windmill song plays in your head 24/7........... dodeedo, dodeedo, dooooo dee do dee doode dooo.... doo doo doooo doooo, doo dee dodeedo

[Sahaqiel 1232]

You know when you've played too much Zelda if you expect spiders to multiply after you release them from jars.

If you've ever tried to fit more things in your clothing than your entire body size and weight combined, expecting to be perfectly fine.

If you've ever had very heavy shoes stored on you at any point, only expecting them to weigh you down when you wear them.

If you try to check your heart meter every time you hear blinking.

If breaking into people's houses to find money stored in jars ever seems like a good idea.

If while you break the jars, you either throw them very far ahead of you or hit them with an unnecessary object.

If while being caught breaking jars, you think the police will disappear in clouds of smoke if you attack them or throw the jars at them.

If the Spin Attack indoors ever seems like a good idea.

If you expect your sword to only hurt monsters, not people.

If you have an Ocarina that you play The Song of Healing on every time one of your friends is sad or upset.

If you expect them to turn into a mask after doing so.

If you think strapping an ugly rock to your face will render you unnoticeable.

If you think wearing a mask turns you into whatever the mask is.

[keeper of the fourth piece 0]

dunno if this has already been said,

youve learned the hylian language and can speak it fluently as well as write it ( ITS HARD )

have made a full sized link costume in red... player two rules!!

are currrently looking for a jeweler to make a hylian sheild ring as well as a rupee necklace

you set up youre room with so many security precautions you need a map to get in and a compass to get out... lets not even talk about the closet....

whenever writing something you dont want read its in hylian

youre ordering an ocarina and intend to laern ever song from every game in due time.

you think that anything that comes back to you works as a parylyzer.

nuts are more than a tasty treat

when you go swimming youre always looking for a little spinning orb to tell you how long you can hold youre breath

finding a fish scale suddenly lets you dive to extreme depths

you think youre sword doesnt sparkle because a fish lady and a kokiri kid died somewere

dropping a bomb and hiding behind your paper mache sheild sounds like a good idea

killing reanimated corpses sounds like a good idea... until they yell at you

if a lady in the dessert says "stop" you dont ask questions and imediatly throw youre hands above youre head and get thrown in jail

you wonder aimlessly into the dessert hoping to find a poe to guide you

you concoct your own chu jellies... i can give you the recipe if youd like

i have more idead just not for this post

[Sahaqiel 1232]

Writing in TP Hylian isn't really that hard. OoT/WW Hylian is impossible in English though. =(

And Hylian isn't an official language... You can't speak it...

Oh, rofl. It'd be amazing if someone could write in A LINK TO THE PAST HYLIAN!

!#$& %&#$

%##!

You know you get too much into LoZ when you eat human hearts to replenish your energy...

Or do you?

[keeper of the fourth piece 0]

actually it is possible to speak hylian in likes a conglomeration of latin japanese and spanish and english,

and twilight princess is eaisly learned hylian but the Oot is the one im talking of

[Sahaqiel 1232]

Well yeah, but its structure isn't set in stone.

You know you get way too far into Zelda if you start to have a discussion like this.

[Adr990 2]

If you cut all the grass in your grandfather garden...

And hope you find some Rupee's 0_o

[Teto 2609]

You sneak into castles and accuse the King's friend of being one evil doggiepoo!

[Dewers W-B. C. Byrne 0]

When you start yelling out random things like YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA instead of speaking

[Teto 2609]

When you join Hyrule.net