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He's referring to my proposed assassination/tactical unit infiltration to kill one crazy man, rather than murder a whole country for stupid hate speech with a highly risky and unconventional idea.

Couldn't that break it?

ishwasher is recalled

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But it doesnt seem very useful due to lack of both English(latin) an Cryllic letters.

1) No. Not unless your keyboard sucks.

2) Do you mean the recalled dishwasher could break it, or that your dishwasher was recalled?

3) [Admitted a Nazi keyboard would suit his political views]

4) Dude, have you ever heard of the language bar?

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He's referring to my proposed assassination/tactical unit infiltration to kill one crazy man, rather than murder a whole country for stupid hate speech with a highly risky and unconventional idea.

1) No. Not unless your keyboard sucks.

2) Do you mean the recalled dishwasher could break it, or that your dishwasher was recalled?

3) [Admitted a Nazi keyboard would suit his political views]

4) Dude, have you ever heard of the language bar?

1.)My keyboard does suck.

2.)My dishwasher was recalled, and I can't use it.

3.)I'm just going to play along with this for the lulz.

4.)Its useful to have the Cryllic on the keyboard when getting used to it.

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We should load all the nukes into spaceships and shoot them off into space, a nice safe distance, and then blow them up like fireworks. And it should spell out e=mc2 to announce Science's conquest over your god.

Someone will need to be there to blow them up though, so we'll also load the spaceships with North Koreans. I am comfortable with that as a compromise, and I assume you are as well. Then, we'll fill up the newly emptied North Korea with tigers and they can live there and we'll call them North Koreans.

Therefore, the only natural compromise between science and religion will result in a tiger sitting on the UN. Who, coincidentally, will then go on to solve that problem the UN has been having with Those Gay People.

World peace, thanks to GMP and a little friendly cooperation.

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We should load all the nukes into spaceships and shoot them off into space, a nice safe distance, and then blow them up like fireworks. And it should spell out e=mc2 to announce Science's conquest over your god.

Someone will need to be there to blow them up though, so we'll also load the spaceships with North Koreans. I am comfortable with that as a compromise, and I assume you are as well. Then, we'll fill up the newly emptied North Korea with tigers and they can live there and we'll call them North Koreans.

Therefore, the only natural compromise between science and religion will result in a tiger sitting on the UN. Who, coincidentally, will then go on to solve that problem the UN has been having with Those Gay People.

World peace, thanks to GMP and a little friendly cooperation.

Actually there's kind of a global treaty that prevents even the act of bringing a nuclear weapon into space. Get your shit straight, dumbass.

Also, Peace Through Superior Firepower is the best policy.

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What if you could create them in space

I'm pretty sure the treaty would cover that.

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Jesus puppying Christ, I can't believe that is really your response.

That you actually sat there, and thought about the legitimacy of the plan I described.

That you actually sat there, and said "haha, your plan won't work".

You need therapy.

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Then, we'll fill up the newly emptied North Korea with tigers and they can live there and we'll call them North Koreans.

I second this plan.

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I second this plan.

Why tigers though, that seems mostly pointless.

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If I might make a suggestion:

1. Take over North Korean government

2. Disassemble nukes

3. use nuclear fuel to power plants like the Fermi II near my house.

4. Keep tabs on Korea so if stuff like this happens again, we can stop it.

No nuclear glass, but unfortunately, it does require our involvement and possible injury

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Why tigers though, that seems mostly pointless.

Again, why are you contemplating the legitimacy of this plan?

They're tigers.

A nation of tigers would be the coolest.

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I disagree. Lets get a nation of Rhinos. Tigers would go around eating each other because they didn't have anything to eat, but rhinos would just eat renewable vegetation, and kill each other in territorial disputes. And the president of the nation gets to be a rhino that wears a silly hat.

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If I might make a suggestion:

1. Take over North Korean government

2. Disassemble nukes

3. use nuclear fuel to power plants like the Fermi II near my house.

4. Keep tabs on Korea so if stuff like this happens again, we can stop it.

No nuclear glass, but unfortunately, it does require our involvement and possible injury

Fermi II, thats where I get my electricity too! Nuclear Power all the way.

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This sucks.

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