Hyrule User Tier List

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Okay so I think we need to have an H.net tier list. Well, its not that I think we need one. I don't really think we need one. But an ancient prophecy told me it was my duty to make one, and so I don't really have a choice. Here it is! I made it myself, and reasons for the tiers being as they are at below! Also, I am not on this list. :>

SS: The Bro Tier

Jarreddude

S: The God Tier

Sahaqiel, Aethix, Kimmy, Knuckle, Is name changing working, Ganondorf333, Cirt, Fortissimo, Cascade, Clark Kent, Linox, Obtineo, Skippy, Shadowknight, Rika Code

A: The High Tier

Arachne, Eka, Kaffles, Min, Nabeshin, Bond, Eyeoftruth, Eight-bit link, Jo Bengt, Luneth Uchiha, Linkprow, Chimetals, Crocodile, Dragon Bottles

B: The Good Tier

Fierce Muffin

C: The Average Tier

Fantastic Panda Deluxe, HarajukuVampire, Lark, Grandmaster Phoenix, Domovoi, That-1guy, Specever, Padraig, Young Link Addict

D: The Low Tier

Largely Legendary

SS: For all the broest of bros on this site. Jarreddude is the only one on here because lets face it, he's been through the most on this site. People have been giving him all kinds of hoots and hollers ever since he joined, and he's still here, submitting nothing but quality content. Even despite how rough his real life is! Have you ever listened to him talk about his problems? He could go on forever! What a guy.

S: For all the members who make this community any kind of interesting and worth being involved in.

Sahaqiel is here because for the longest time he has been serving as the only active mod on this site. Pre Kimmy's modding, that is. Also because he is basically great, and building a cardboard gun that really shoots!

Aethix is here because without him, would anyone even care about Werewolf? "I Kinda sorta had an idea for a castle werewolf game. Sign ups are tomorrow."

Kimmy is on this list too, because she is an active admin and would be very angry if i put her anywhere else.

Knuckle is here due to the fact that he is really the only reason the Zelda discussions forum is alive.

Is name changing working, aka Teto, is the thirst quenching water to our routine dry spells and slow periods. And also is fun to talk to. And also has like the highest post count of anybody. And also is sensible.

Ganondorf333, despite rarely posting until recently, managed to make it onto this list because have you ever read anything he writes he is basically the silliest. And he's a great musician! Sometimes we talk about writing music or stories together. What a pal! Also, he plays Mario Kart DS without the top screen. Mad Street cred for that.

Cirt is probably here either because she has the ability to deal with everyone or because she is one of the few people who gets on irc and does not be stupid. Its a lot harder to do that than it sounds, speaking from experience.

Fortissimo is also on here for being there all the time, too, Maybe she's never on the forum, but when it comes to the chatroom, all I have to do is say "Furt" and she goes "Goshdommot Pheo." Every. Time.

Cascade Is only really here because she's got this awesome voice that is fun to listen to and also drew me a picture of a quagsire but whatevs(I still have not seen the quagsire).

Clark Kent is here because he is has the ability to have totally different views from everyone around him and not argue with them or make them argue with him.

Linox has read all of Homestuck and is good at building in minecraft. And, I don't think he really makes anyone angry.

Obtineo probably sees about fifty sheep on his way to the bathroom in the morning.

Skippy is literally the only one who takes the serious discussions forums seriously, and I have recommended him for modship of said forum on several occasions. On top of that, he's the only reason its alive.

Shadowknight has the crazy ability to constantly be focusing on bettering himself.

Rika Code used to make me really annoyed to read her posts, but look at her now! Functioning on a regular level of society! Way better than her sister.

A: For all the p. cool dudes who need to learn to post outside of the one forum they ever talk in, or never really even post anymore.

Eka was the very first member that came to mind. I miss you, Eka, but you only post in stickies I don't care about :(.

Arachne is here because she is Canadian and also only posts in Talk, but mostly because she's canadian.

Kaffles is here because she's cool and all but come on man there are other forums than Werewolf. When was the last time you did sketches and uploaded them? When you were doing porn of everyone? That was good stuff! Why did you stop?

Min is here because he doesn't post enough, either! Really at this point its just people who don't post enough. That includes

Nabeshin, only cares about Kimmy and werewolf anymore. Kimmy in particular. In fact, just Kimmy. What about me, Nabe? What about me?

Bond is here because he never posts anymore. And when he does, its when we're all asleep! How inconsiderate of him to live on the bottom of the world. Not even the cool bottom of the world, Like Obtineo!

And when was the Last time Eyeoftruth even made a post?

Eight-bit link makes about five posts a week. That makes me sad.

Jo Bengt and Luneth Uchiha barely even post at all.

Linkprow is thirteen.

Chimetals, get out of werewolf and go talk to people oh my god.

Crocodile, what is your deal why do you only post in Open floor and Casual.

I really miss Dragon bottles. He was like, the biggest furry ever.

B: The good but not great tier. For all the people who aren't even trying to live up to their potential.

Lets be honest here. The only reason Fierce Muffin is down here at the good tier is because he hates me. Maybe if he were nicer to me then I could put him way up high with everyone else, but I don't think that will happen, sadly. And he never stops saying things like how L33t he is at Monster hunter, or how epic he thinks his uber cereal is, or how badly he powned that Lagiacrus. Yuck!

C: For all those members who are really just kinda members.

Fantastic Panda Deluxe is on here because he just kind of posts whenever everyone else from Ohio is posting.

Thats also why HarajukuVampire and is on here. Plus she keeps something weird above her camera but wont tell me what it is.

Lark is here because he only ever criticizes and attacks everyone anymore, and doesn't upload his original content like he used to.

Grandmaster Phoenix contributes a lot, but he doesn't make any sense with the things he says.

Domovoi is here because he only recently came back and has yet to post anywhere beside role play and forum games, really.

That-1guy is a dick and we all know it.

Where has Specever been?

Sir Joshizzle needs to only posting in Post yourself, and involve himself with us more.

Padraig only ever trolls anymore when he comes by. I miss that guy.

Young Link Addict only posts in talk and zelda discussion, and makes even less sense than GMP.

D: Largely Legendary is the only member here, and I think we all know why. He's so gross! Doesn't he have anything better to do with his time than annoy the rest of us? What a troll! What a dweeb! SNORE!

The following is very important information:

Did I neglect to mention that this tier list is also a caste system? People below you are beneath you, and people above you are superior to you. You may only interact with people in the same tier as you.

Gosh its a good thing I'm not on this list! They don't have a king of the forums tier anyways.

Also, this is a post that quotes something that happened in the future. That is awesome.

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Jaredbro <3

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What are you talking about? I post other places too. Not my fault you don't see it.

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I do rather enjoy this list :3

Oh that Jared is so cray-cray!

also:

Chimetals, get out of werewolf and go talk to people oh my god.

this is sooooo true Chimetals remedy this :<<<<<<<<

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What are you talking about? I post other places too. Not my fault you don't see it.

You post in most of the forums your name is mentioned in, and your profile usually says your "searching". Do you search your name or something? Just thinking.

And yay, for my tier being my favorite color :>

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I have no clue what it means when I'm searching. I'm usually on the main page while doing other things so it must say that.

Though really why am I so low on the list? And how do I not make sense? I make more sense than a pig makes bacon.

Before you say anything it didn't make sense on purpose it's a joke.

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I post like, every day. I don't know what you are smokin, dood.

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AUGH

I AM GOD TIER

i feel like such a tool

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Has Jareddude not seen this yet

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Apparently I don't make this community any kind of interesting or worth being involved in. I'm hurt :'<

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Post in other forums other than open floor and post more. Got it.

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There are places other than Open Floor?

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Kimmy is on this list too, because she is an active admin and would be very angry if i put her anywhere else.

False.

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Someone get Jaredddude to come read this.

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I'm totally here what are you talking about >w>

yeah im horribly inactive >.< i know, but its cuz im always drawing and such. id haphazardly post pictures but theyre not that great.....and i dont have a comic i havnt dropped or barely started so.....nothing to read......ummmmmm.......

im really a pretty dull person, huh? 0.o

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