Sign in to follow this  
Followers 0

you might be a redneck

44 posts in this topic

Posted

ok ok here is my first comedy related topic its called "you might be a redneck" now if you watch blue collar comedy and/or watch Jeff Foxworthy you might understand this well good luck have fun

If you think that the last words for the star spangled banner are "Gentlemen,start your engines"...you might be a redneck

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted

Metal and video games and blue collar tv.

This a white fourteen year old from Louisiana. Am I wrong?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted

well to be honest Pheonix your right i do live in TX but i was born in Illinois

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted

Congratulations. I don't see how that makes a difference.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted

hey Pheo...when will you stop being mean and us becoming friends?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted

I'll stop being mean when you start offering higher quality input. The main thing that bothers me about your threads, individually, is that you start them off with just a subject name, and leave it at that. You don't write about why it's something I should be interested in, or offer your own opinion in, or anything.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted

if you argue with newbies, are obsessed with Vriska and dress up in ladies underwear you might be a redneck

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted

if you argue with newbies, are obsessed with Vriska and dress up in ladies underwear you might be a redneck

If you think God looks ALOT like Hank Williams Jr. and you think heaven looks like Daytona Beach,Florida...you might be a redneck

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted

THANK GOD I DONT ARGUE WITH NOOBIES

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted

If you puppy flags and shit on the map you might be a redneck

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted

if your jack-o-lantern has more teeth than you ...your might be a redneck

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted

If you tell lame redneck jokes, you might be a redneck.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted

Luckily I'm a redneck so I can make all kinds of jokes and offend myself.

Or, rather, I can pass myself off as one if I need to. Otherwise I'm very much the opposite of a redneck. I love technology, I speak fairly "northern" for a southerner, and I'm a white collared worker, not a blue one.

But I like manual labor also because it's simple, effective, and honest.

So there's that.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted

Luckily I'm a redneck so I can make all kinds of jokes and offend myself.

Or, rather, I can pass myself off as one if I need to. Otherwise I'm very much the opposite of a redneck. I love technology, I speak fairly "northern" for a southerner, and I'm a white collared worker, not a blue one.

But I like manual labor also because it's simple, effective, and honest.

So there's that.

hey man thats it you saying that your a redneck that is just telling ppl who you are...in the inside

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted

if somebody yells "HOWDOWN!" and your girlfriend hits the floor...you might be a redneck

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!


Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.


Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  
Followers 0

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.