you might be a redneck

[pheonix561 2080]

That sounds more like something a black man would do than a red neck.

[Cascade 741]

I... don't get these jokes :c They're kinda boring...

[pheonix561 2080]

Cascade the Irish version (You are not Irish but you know them better than I do) would probably be "You might be a Catholic."

[Max 10]

If you burn in Hell for eternity after you die... You might be a Catholic.

[Fantasy Panda Dreaming 0]

If you take a wrong turn on the road to Heaven and end up in Purgatory, you might be a Catholic.

Or an unbaptized baby.

[Nightmare 0]

if you own a home that is moble and 14 cars that arnt...you might be a redneck

[Jo-Bengt 0]

If your birth was the result of a teenage boy mixing vodka and whiskey and raping his sister in a drunken rage, your parents might be rednecks.

If the school's bathroom walls, sinks, and water fountains always have dip(tobacco chew, whatever) on/in them, you might go to school with mostly rednecks.

[Fantasy Panda Dreaming 0]

If you forget to put sunscreen on your neck and sit outside in the summer for a while, you might have a red neck.

[Max 10]

That was the only thing in this entire thread I laughed at.

[Rika Code 29]

That was the only thing in this entire thread I laughed at.

Agreed

[pheonix561 2080]

If you forget to put sunscreen on your neck and sit outside in the summer for a while, you might have a red neck.

Thread closed.

[Nightmare 0]

to you think possum is "the other white meat" you mught be a redneck

[Jo-Bengt 0]

If the school's bathroom walls, sinks, and water fountains always have dip(tobacco chew, whatever) on/in them, you might go to school with mostly rednecks.

This wasn't a joke. My school's actually like this. It's funny because my freshman year I never heard about it and now it's like HEY LOOK EVERYONE'S DOING DIP NOW YAAAAAAAY BROWN MOUTH-SHIT EVERYWHERE NOW

[pheonix561 2080]

Never in my life have I heard the phrase "doing dip." You hicks.

[PrimaGaga 1025]

The only dip I do is coochie dip.