Posted 6 Apr 2011 Squeal like a pig while running and swinging the ratflail wildly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 6 Apr 2011 Officer Stumpy does not like that Idea... He loves it. All the cops pay him no mind, he is in disguise after all. There seems to be a large number of cops in the area, there has to be a reason why. Officer Stumpy smacks a hipster in the head with the ratflail +4 to hipsters. The hipster goes down in a ball of agony and Officer Stumpy is now a level 2 Hobocop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 6 Apr 2011 Check stat upgrades and new skills that go alongside with his level-up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 6 Apr 2011 After digging through his pockets, Officer Stumpy discovers he has not the slightest clue what the puppy you're talking about. So he just goes back to squealing like a pig and swinging his flail around like a buffoon. He notices he swings the flail around so much more effectively than he did a few minutes ago. Oh well, that does not matter. There is a cry for help in a alleyway, Officer Stumpy peers around the corner to see Jaster using another one of his special attacks Lvl 4 Shoopdawhoopskill I'M A FIRIN MAH LAZAR on a group of small children. What does either Jaster or Stumpy do, or be a total douchebag and make me introduce a new character. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 6 Apr 2011 Stumpy: Scold kids for not correctly shooping their whoop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 6 Apr 2011 Jester arrest Stumpy and eat the children arms in a drunken ditsy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 6 Apr 2011 Jaster eyes Stumpy, he has never arrested a cop before, and isn't that the hobo from like not even five pages ago? Where'd he get those arms? Also, those kids just look so tasty...mmmm....food Jaster stumbles towards Officer Stumpy who has his Ratflail at the ready, it's time for a BATTLE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 6 Apr 2011 Stumpy: Realize your enemy is too shooped and whooped. Abscond. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 7 Apr 2011 No, never, Hobo's have a code of honor, or a lack there of, there will be no running. Jaster stumbles forward and smashes his forehead into the floor, effectively knocking himself out. He'd gain enough experience points for beating someone as strong as he is to gain a level, However, we do not award those who hurt themselves, unless it's on national T.V Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 7 Apr 2011 Jester: get experience anyway Stumpy: eat ratflail Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 7 Apr 2011 JASTER gained a level anyway, he is now a level 13 main character with five levels of insanity. Officer Stumpy eats his ratflail and gains access to the Rabidhobo techniques. Officer Stumpy is still hungry, so he eats the arms of the Shoop Da Whooped kids. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 7 Apr 2011 Stumpy: use Rabidhobo techniques on building Jester: make bed out of children than precede to take nap Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 7 Apr 2011 Jaster quickly builds a bed out of the screaming and crying armless children, he proceeds to take a nap. Officer Stumpy foams at the mouth and smashes his head into the side of a brick building, killing millions of head lice and braincells in the process. Someone sticks their head out of the window and kindly asks for Stumpy to stop making so much noise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 14 Apr 2011 i looked at first 3 posts and then skipped to the end what the balls Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 24 Jul 2011 Jaster: Wake up and aggrieve Officer Stumpy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
