Sob Story

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Posted

Here goes.

The baby is sick, and were very poor.

I have cancer.

My brother has AIDS.

My sister is crazy.

Our dog got run over.

Our cat died in a fire.

Our baby bird choked on a worm.

...they both died.

Our lizard got stomped on.

Our mother died from over-optimism.

Our father got pressed to death in a shoe factory.

Our neighbors house got hit by a meteor.

Our uncle was a crocodile hunter, he was killed by a snake.

Our aunt sprained her ankle. It wasn't that bad, 'till she fell off a cliff.

Our cousin was a train conductor, who died in a plane crash.

The plane hit a school for the blind.

They exacted revenge on the next-door school for the deaf.

They proceeded to push over old ladies in wheelchairs.

Our cow caught chicken pox,

and our chicken caught mad cow disease.

Our fish was eaten by a bigger fish, which was eaten by a shark that a whale choked on.

Tragic, isn't it?

Inspired by Oblivion.

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Meh.

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What is

I don't

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I am not understanding :C

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Its ironic.

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lol yes. very

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it's almost as ironic as space air. and by ironic i mean retarded.

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You're almost as ironic as space air. and by ironic i mean retarded.

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No thanks, I'd rather stay.

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Only on the inside.

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Wow. I feel like I just read Twilight. O.o

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Are you Stephanie what's-her-face-in-disguise? If you are, I have a bullet with your name on it.

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The Twilight of Harry Potter.

Its got best-seller written all over it!

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The Twilight of Harry Potter.

Its got best-seller written all over it!

Nooooo!!!! You wouldn't!

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I hate em both.

Twilight even managed to gay up vampires. HOW DO YOU DO THAT!?

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I don't know. It's like putting Dracula into a dress and and covering him in glitter. Well, she is a mormon, and she had never seen a Vampyre movie or book before she wrote the book.

How can you hate Harry Potter?

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